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At first breaking up sucks.
Then you start feeling better...
And then you're like...
1. Because nothing mends a broken heart quite like vodka.
2. Set the record straight.
3. Take responsibility.
4. Rethink your priorities.
5. Fart the pain away.
6. Shit on your ex.
7. Sometimes burning bridges has its upside.
8. Going green never felt better.
9. Sucks to suck.
10. You get extra points if your ex's name is actually Felicia.
11. Because you have zero shits left to give.
12. Put the bae in baecon.
13. The Frozen sequel is finally here!
14. When you realize your one true love is Jose Cuervo.
15. In case it still ain't clear.
16. Remember to hydrate!
17. YOLO!
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