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Check all the things you’ve done in the past month:
Dodged food flying toward your headFound a missing sock in record timeUsed your unknown parkour skills at the playgroundCaught a falling item with easeCrept through the halls without waking your childrenExperienced flying as you sped through the grocery storeUsed your stealth moves to sneak veggies into snacktimeManeuvered your way through a dangerous (toy-covered) fieldFixed things with virtually no toolsHeld the steadiest hand while removing the crustsCrafted your own gadgets for everyday useStopped a cookie thief behind you without lookingMade everything all right just in the nick of timeUsed quick reflexes to deflect a glob of falling ketchupMuttered to yourself, “I’m getting too old for this.”Kept your “real adult you” identity a secret to those who admire youPrevented danger before it could happenUsed your strength to carry both the groceries and the kids insideReceived groans at the delivery of your perfect one-linerHeard distant cries from far awayUsed night vision in your kitchen to grab a snackStopped time to accomplish everything in the morningsFought for those who need your protectionDiffused a “bomb” (aka a sick kid in your car) just in timeMastered the art of disguise to spy on your kidsLearned and used multiple languages when communicating with your kidsDelivered an elegant and inspiring monologueMade the world a better place for everyone in it
What Would Your Action Hero Parent Name Be?
You’ve mastered the art of multitasking, and you have catlike reflexes. You are there to save the day and prevent danger before it happens. Life can get hectic, but you stay focused on your family. Whether it’s a perfectly timed pun or a quick catch of a falling sippy cup, you’re always on top of it because you’re Ranger the Reactor, and that’s just what you do.
You have your PhD in kicking butts and saving days. Though you may question yourself sometimes, you always find that you’re able to figure out the best choice and conquer any task that is thrown your way. Whether it’s a boo-boo or a broken heart, you are there to sweep your kids up and make everything in their world right, because you’re Dr. Do It Right.
You’re awesome — you know just what to say and do. You’re the awesome person who gets things done, who keeps everything around you running smoothly and safely. You’re the awesome person who can tell an epic story at bedtime and create a perfect disguise for Halloween. Whenever your kids need something, they know they can call on Detective Awesome.
Like a boomerang, you’re willing to fly through the worst and back for your kids. No matter what the day throws at your family, you do everything you can to make sure everyone makes it to supper each night, happy and in one piece. When duty calls, you’re there in record time — and with juice and orange slices.
