1. Send the wrong resume
2. Use their when you should have used there in the cover letter
3. You got some stuff on your face
4. You show up late.
5. Wearing the same outfit the last person wore
6. Bad Breath
7. Address the female interviewer as sir.
8. Start cursing way too fucking much.
9. You cry.
10. As a reference you down your mom
11. Bring up My Little Pony
12. Under special skills you put "Computer"
13. "What is your greatest strength?"
14. You are available to work the hours of 1 PM to 13 PM
15. If asked if you have any questions respond with "YOU WANNA GO?"
16. If asked to submit to a drug test say "nah"
17. You come on a bit strong
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