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    Posted on 13 Oct 2015

    29 Struggles That Make Flying A Living Hell For Anxious People

    "Does this airline come with a free inflight drinks service? Yes?" *books ticket*

    1. Being less-than-thrilled that your dream holiday requires a flight.

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    2. Feeling physically ill at the thought of hurtling through space in a tube.

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    3. Spending too long choosing your seat because you're researching the safest spot on the plane.

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    4. Having a meltdown when you can't find your good compression socks.

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    5. Knowing your carry on bag is going to look like a pharmacy of placebos but you wouldn't have it any other way.

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    You've also started googling "can I overdose on Rescue Remedy?"

    6. Having no time for people who say "flying is the safest form of travel".

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    7. Falling into the trap of checking the safety record of the airline you're flying.

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    8. Literally not being able to look at people who tell you they sleep through most of their flights.

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    9. Spending the entire ride to the airport with no chill.

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    10. Judging everyone who runs to line up when they do the first boarding call.

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    Who wants to get on the plane any earlier than they have to?!?

    11. Checking to see if any nuns or babies are on board.

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    Doesn't matter if you're not religious, the superstitions are strong.

    12. Reading the safety card religiously even if you're a little skeptical of its advice.

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    A light for attracting attention? Are you fucking kidding me?!

    13. But giving the flight attendants your undivided attention during the safety drill.

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    Your life is in their hands.

    14. Thinking, "oh great, as well as a plane crash, now I've got Ebola" when the person next to you sneezes.

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    15. Throwing the biggest stink eye when the same person uses their phone and you KNOW it's not on flight mode.

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    16. Memorising all the plane noises and then freaking the fuck out when you hear a new one.

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    17. Dealing with being the Mayor of Sweatsville no matter what the temperature is on board.

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    You've also reasoned that using the A/C is a bad idea because it will drain precious power from the plane.

    18. Trying and failing to distract yourself throughout the flight.

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    Why isn't this easy-listening music and sudoku working?!?

    19. Knowing it's not good to booze while flying but doing it anyway.

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    20. Getting in and out of your seat because you're worried about deep vein thrombosis.

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    21. Dozing off for a second, waking from a bad dream and then assuming you're having a Final Destination moment.

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    22. Staring at all the flight attendants' facial expressions through every. Single. Bump.

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    23. Having a panic attack when there's the tiniest deviation from smooth sailing.

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    24. Taking it to the next level when the seatbelt sign "dings".

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    25. And assuming the pilot saying, "it's going to be a little rough" will be the last words you ever hear.

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    You know this shit is about to get real because the flight attendants are seated too.

    26. Falling into a panic spiral when the plane begins to descend.

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    27. Hearing the sound of the wheels grinding and knowing that landing is imminent.

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    28. Being unsure that the tiny wheels will hold on when the plane and the ground eventually touch.

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    29. And then finally landing and promising yourself you'll never fly again...

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    ...until you have to fly home.

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