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27 Times Melbourne Out-Melbourned Itself

Victorians are a people unto themselves.

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1. When this guy's flower-and-garden show was straight-up ruined.

Facebook / Via

2. And when this excellent South Melbourne hair studio advertised its services.

*insert bad Christopher Walken impression*

*insert bad Christopher Walken impression*

3. When a well-dressed goat caught public transport.

Nice day to take the goat for a stretch


4. When they just loved drawing dicks on the Herald Sun.

Emma Livingstone / Via Facebook: DrawingDicksOnTheHeraldSun

5. When there was no chill on Lygon Street during Grand Prix time.

6. When even its youth could handle The Human Centipede trilogy.

7. Or when the bees had enough of your thieving shit.

8. When the job market escalated quickly.

9. When they just ~had~ to get out of the suburbs.

10. Or when Alex was having none of this Melbourne Bitter business.

11. When the youth weren't ageing so well.

Poor Robbie.

Poor Robbie.

12. When its coffee looked like this.

13. Or this.

Deconstructed coffee. Melbourne, you've gone too far

14. When this Victorian tragedy occurred.

A tram and a beer truck collide.
ABC News

15. When it put Sydney to shame with its "expensive" public transport.

Twitter / Sarah Cole

16. Or when it took back its public transport.

17. When the transport peeps tried to be nice but weren't fooling anyone.

18. When it seemed like nobody in Melbourne actually owned a car.

19. When the Terminator became an honourary Melburnian.

20. When it loved sportsing so much it decided it needed a holiday.

AFL / Via

21. And when the council decided you could actually email the trees!

*Whispers to self*: Don't make a tree-mail joke, don't make a tree-mail joke...
The Guardian / Via

*Whispers to self*: Don't make a tree-mail joke, don't make a tree-mail joke...

22. When this guy made the best of a damp situation.

AAP / Joe Castro

23. And when this one DGAF.

Melbourne’s killer bike lanes MT @TomElliott3AW It's looking pretty wet in Melbourne - MT: @Matty46 -

24. Or when these people came prepared for everyday Melbourne weather.

AAP / Joe Castro

25. When politics and children collided.

26. When someone thought food consumption in a bin was a good idea.

Get in the bin, Melbourne.

27. And when the Victorian humour was alive and well.

Oh Melbourne...

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