1. When this guy's flower-and-garden show was straight-up ruined. Facebook / Via imgur.com 2. And when this excellent South Melbourne hair studio advertised its services. imgur.com *insert bad Christopher Walken impression* 3. When a well-dressed goat caught public transport. J @jezinkew Nice day to take the goat for a stretch 07:46 AM - 08 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite NBD. 4. When they just loved drawing dicks on the Herald Sun. Emma Livingstone / Via Facebook: DrawingDicksOnTheHeraldSun 5. When there was no chill on Lygon Street during Grand Prix time. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 6. When even its youth could handle The Human Centipede trilogy. View this image on Imgur 7. Or when the bees had enough of your thieving shit. View this image on Imgur 8. When the job market escalated quickly. imgur.com 9. When they just ~had~ to get out of the suburbs. hipsterhousemate.tumblr.com 10. Or when Alex was having none of this Melbourne Bitter business. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 11. When the youth weren't ageing so well. imgur.com Poor Robbie. 12. When its coffee looked like this. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 13. Or this. Dave Krantz @weskrantz Deconstructed coffee. Melbourne, you've gone too far 02:18 AM - 11 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When this Victorian tragedy occurred. ABC News A tram and a beer truck collide. 15. When it put Sydney to shame with its "expensive" public transport. Twitter / Sarah Cole 16. Or when it took back its public transport. i.imgur.com 17. When the transport peeps tried to be nice but weren't fooling anyone. View this image on Imgur 18. When it seemed like nobody in Melbourne actually owned a car. View this image on Imgur 19. When the Terminator became an honourary Melburnian. imgur.com 20. When it loved sportsing so much it decided it needed a holiday. AFL / Via afl.com.au 21. And when the council decided you could actually email the trees! The Guardian / Via theguardian.com *Whispers to self*: Don't make a tree-mail joke, don't make a tree-mail joke... 22. When this guy made the best of a damp situation. AAP / Joe Castro 23. And when this one DGAF. Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef Melbourne’s killer bike lanes MT @TomElliott3AW It's looking pretty wet in Melbourne - MT: @Matty46 - 05:59 AM - 09 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Or when these people came prepared for everyday Melbourne weather. AAP / Joe Castro 25. When politics and children collided. View this image on Imgur 26. When someone thought food consumption in a bin was a good idea. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Get in the bin, Melbourne. 27. And when the Victorian humour was alive and well. View this image on Imgur Oh Melbourne... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros.