1. When this guy's flower-and-garden show was straight-up ruined.
2. And when this excellent South Melbourne hair studio advertised its services.
3. When a well-dressed goat caught public transport.
Nice day to take the goat for a stretch
NBD.
4. When they just loved drawing dicks on the Herald Sun.
5. When there was no chill on Lygon Street during Grand Prix time.
6. When even its youth could handle The Human Centipede trilogy.
7. Or when the bees had enough of your thieving shit.
8. When the job market escalated quickly.
9. When they just ~had~ to get out of the suburbs.
10. Or when Alex was having none of this Melbourne Bitter business.
11. When the youth weren't ageing so well.
12. When its coffee looked like this.
13. Or this.
Deconstructed coffee. Melbourne, you've gone too far
14. When this Victorian tragedy occurred.
15. When it put Sydney to shame with its "expensive" public transport.
16. Or when it took back its public transport.
17. When the transport peeps tried to be nice but weren't fooling anyone.
18. When it seemed like nobody in Melbourne actually owned a car.
19. When the Terminator became an honourary Melburnian.
20. When it loved sportsing so much it decided it needed a holiday.
21. And when the council decided you could actually email the trees!
22. When this guy made the best of a damp situation.
23. And when this one DGAF.
Melbourne’s killer bike lanes MT @TomElliott3AW It's looking pretty wet in Melbourne - MT: @Matty46 -
24. Or when these people came prepared for everyday Melbourne weather.
25. When politics and children collided.
26. When someone thought food consumption in a bin was a good idea.
27. And when the Victorian humour was alive and well.
Oh Melbourne...
