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27 Tweets That Are Way Too Fucking Real For Tall Guys

*Smacks hand on ceiling fan getting dressed*.

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1. When every bed you lie in makes you feel like you're a giant.

2. And you just want to sleep but your legs have other plans.

3. When winter can be a real chilly nightmare.

4. When immobile shower heads are the worst.

5. And baths aren't much better.

6. When getting dressed can be frustrating.

7. And sometimes even hazardous.

8. Like, seriously hazardous.

9. When shopping for clothes is the absolute worst.

WHY DO NONE OF THE JEANS FIT PROPERLY?
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WHY DO NONE OF THE JEANS FIT PROPERLY?

10. And it feels like clothing manufacturers have never seen a tall person.

11. When trying to catch your entire look is an eternal struggle.

12. When squad photos never seem to work out for you.

13. And you can forget about a decent social media shot.

14. When the irony is all too much.

15. When being in public is a constant strain on your conscience.

16. When toilet time poses its own problems.

17. And you face problems no one else would ever consider.

18. When trying to work is even more of a chore.

19. And even a quick stretch isn't much better.

20. When the general public doesn't give a shit about you.

21. And flying is just. GREAT.

22. When daily interactions can put your back out.

23. And the only water fountain position you know is "ass out".

24. When you're just not built for chores.

25. When you can't even enjoy the adorable things in life.

26. When you seem to work at every supermarket you enter.

27. And, of course, there are just some things in life you know only apply to you.