1. All of the locations, none of the airfares.
2. All of the booze, none of the hangover (or excessive tax).
3. All of the dangerous animals, none of the legitimate threat.
4. All of the cutes, none of the zoo fees.
5. All of the beach, none of the sunburn.
6. All of the distinctly Australian snacks, none of the calories.
7. All of the festivals, none of the sweaty crowds.
8. All of the Outback, none of the backpacker murder.
Now you've got more time to pop another shrimp on the barbie...
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