Kids today have no idea how good they’ve got it.
Strong Is The New Pretty is the definition of girl power.
You won’t find this stuff in the baby books.
They’re not just selling cookies, they’re running the world.
You gotta laugh or you’ll cry.
No kids were harmed in the making of this post.
“I was told there would be glowing.”
It’s called “Bird Song,” and its hauntingly beautiful.
“Who am I? Please send help.”
There’s a two-milk minimum at this standup show.
ME: “Here’s 100 memes!” YOU: *White guy blinking meme*
Why didn’t I think of that?
You’ve got a lot to live up to.
I’m scared… She’s scared… We’re all scared, m’kay?
Helicopter parents won’t like this.
It’s never too late to be perfect.
His name is Logan Everett, and he’s part of an impressively diverse set of new dolls.