This is their world and we're just living in it, I guess.
"Did you not see me waiting in my Tesla? I will have your job!"
"The boy came up behind me and whispered, 'You look like Shrek.'"
More spoiled than milk left out overnight.
"You look great! You know, for...40."
"A student grabbed my face and told me I had the face of a man and the nose of a dog."
Warning: Reading this may cause you to die from secondhand embarrassment.
She's like your best mom friend — except she's on TV and whatnot.
"They both ran away from my car like freed hostages. Feel the love."
"First day of school," you tweet, as you roll over in bed and skip your first class.
Kids can be downright savage.
Coworker: "Can you cover my shift tomorrow?" You: "Uh..."
"Can I buy a vowel?" —You while doing this quiz.
Moms aren't who you think they are.