Parents·Posted on Jan 22, 201819 Times Talking To Kids Was Hilarious, Exhausting, And A Little DisturbingPoints to crotch: "Who let the vaginas out? Who? Who? Who?"by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Kids will say stuff that makes absolutely no sense. whalescantfly / Via instagram.com 2. And they have no filter or concept of appropriateness. juliastitches / Via instagram.com 3. Like, they don't understand that "you have big, awesome boobs the size of bombs" isn't something you should put in a note to your mom. dianeh07 / Via instagram.com 4. They seem to have even LESS of a filter in public. sashanti24fit / Via instagram.com 5. They say (and do) what they want, which...isn't ideal. mykidswisdom / Via instagram.com 6. And they like to talk about bodily functions...a lot. Twitter: @__justimagine 7. Also, they have to spell out the obvious. Valerie @ValeeGrrl Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too 05:26 PM - 19 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. They can be totally savage. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Can we get a kitten? Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house. 4: You could sleep outside. 03:50 PM - 25 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. And they might not even realize they're being savage. Bobeli @MichelleBobeli "Mom, you were my best friend until I actually got friends" #shitmykidsays 😒 12:01 AM - 13 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. You can try to explain things to them, but there's a good chance they'll misunderstand what you're saying. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old: Why do you go to work? Me: They pay me a salary. 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: I don’t even like celery. 08:25 PM - 28 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sometimes their misunderstandings are hilarious. slothyslothylady / Via instagram.com 12. And, truth be told, you'll do a lot of laughing once your kid starts talking. overheardoptometry / Via instagram.com 13. But sometimes their misunderstandings are sort of horrifying. Lisa @Lisa_nonos H (7yo): Mom, what's a humanitarian? B (6yo): I got this Ma. its like a vegetarian, but they eat humans. #ShitMyKidsSay Horrified or proud? 12:25 AM - 21 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Other times they'll say horrifying things you'll WISH were misunderstandings. overheardhawkes / Via instagram.com 15. I mean... heymissbaker / Via instagram.com 16. Then there are the times you don't know what they mean — and you don't want to know. Kristin @FeralCrone 4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant. 09:19 PM - 07 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. They say things even they don't understand. Stacy Wolf @MommyTrance My 4yo: "Ugh! You're such an idiot mom!" Me: "What? Why?!" 4yo: "Wait...what does idiot mean?" #momlife #shitmykidssay 10:08 PM - 30 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Eventually they learn to not only talk, but text — in an especially annoying way. cyn_de / Via instagram.com 19. But then they learn how to text actual words, and everything — finally — is totally normal. mcglittery / Via instagram.com LOL, JK...they're still little weirdos.