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    19 Times Talking To Kids Was Hilarious, Exhausting, And A Little Disturbing

    Points to crotch: "Who let the vaginas out? Who? Who? Who?"

    1. Kids will say stuff that makes absolutely no sense.

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    2. And they have no filter or concept of appropriateness.

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    3. Like, they don't understand that "you have big, awesome boobs the size of bombs" isn't something you should put in a note to your mom.

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    4. They seem to have even LESS of a filter in public.

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    5. They say (and do) what they want, which...isn't ideal.

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    6. And they like to talk about bodily functions...a lot.

    7. Also, they have to spell out the obvious.

    Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too

    8. They can be totally savage.

    4-year-old: Can we get a kitten? Me: I'm allergic. We can't be in the same house. 4: You could sleep outside.

    9. And they might not even realize they're being savage.

    "Mom, you were my best friend until I actually got friends" #shitmykidsays 😒

    10. You can try to explain things to them, but there's a good chance they'll misunderstand what you're saying.

    4-year-old: Why do you go to work? Me: They pay me a salary. 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.

    11. Sometimes their misunderstandings are hilarious.

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    12. And, truth be told, you'll do a lot of laughing once your kid starts talking.

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    13. But sometimes their misunderstandings are sort of horrifying.

    H (7yo): Mom, what's a humanitarian? B (6yo): I got this Ma. its like a vegetarian, but they eat humans. #ShitMyKidsSay Horrified or proud?

    14. Other times they'll say horrifying things you'll WISH were misunderstandings.

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    15. I mean...

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    16. Then there are the times you don't know what they mean — and you don't want to know.

    4yo son said the word prototype. When I asked him what it meant, he said "People are a prototype" and I was too scared to ask what he meant.

    17. They say things even they don't understand.

    My 4yo: "Ugh! You're such an idiot mom!" Me: "What? Why?!" 4yo: "Wait...what does idiot mean?" #momlife #shitmykidssay

    18. Eventually they learn to not only talk, but text — in an especially annoying way.

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    19. But then they learn how to text actual words, and everything — finally — is totally normal.

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    LOL, JK...they're still little weirdos.

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