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    23 Hilarious Tweets About The Things All Moms Do, Basically

    "Moms love to text 'call me' and then not answer when you do."

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    moms love to say “wow I cant believe Christmas has already came and went”

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    Moms love saying “well, we have fruit” when you ask if there’s anything for dessert

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    Moms love to text "call me" and then not answer when you do

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    suburban moms love to eat half of something and save the rest for later

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    Moms love to say what time they wake up

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    Moms love to talk about "getting their steps in"

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    moms love to say “I’m cold just looking at you!” when you have literally any skin exposed

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    Moms love to look for you on TV when you’re sitting at a sporting event surrounded by 30,000 people

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    Moms love the car music volume at 2

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    moms love saying “uh oh” when they see someone getting pulled over

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    Moms love to be at dinner like “we still haven’t gotten our waters...”

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    moms love saying "you remember ( ), right?" for distant relatives

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    Moms love to say is “well SOMEONES having a party” when you pass by a house with cars in the driveway and on the street

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    Moms love to open the camera app to get to their photo albums

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    Moms love saying how other people’s kids have “gone off the deep end”

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    moms love to take ugly ass pictures of you and post them all over facebook

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    Moms love saying “are you getting sick?”

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    Moms love to get borderline offended by how big restaurant proportions are

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    Moms love saying that all they want for their birthday/Christmas/Mother’s Day is “a nap”

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    Moms love to keep milk past the expiration date

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    Moms love saying”is that what you’re wearing?” or “you’re going out like that?!” to make you rethink all your life choices two minutes before you have to leave

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