Aug 8, 2017

19 Things Kids Have Refused To Eat For Ridiculous Reasons

Sometimes your food looks too much like a butt.

Mike Spohr

BuzzFeed Staff

If you have a picky-eating kid, you know they can refuse to eat things for infuriatingly hilarious reasons. Like:

1. "I can't eat my peanut butter and honey sandwich because the honey looks like a rabbit and I don't want to wreck it!"

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2. "I can't eat this because I farted on it and now it's a fart muffin."

3. "I can't eat this carrot because it has legs!"

4. "I can't eat it because a mouse already had some!"

5. "It looks like a stocking and I want to hang it by the fireplace."

6. "I can't eat them because they're cracked open like humpty dumpty. I can't eat things that are broken because they might break me!"

7. "I can't eat the pizza because it's cut into squares and square pizza is too fancy!"

8. "I don't eat chicken legs! Only nuggets and boobs!"

9. "I can't eat it because a lion touched it!"

10. "I can't eat it because it looks like a booty!"

11. Through tears: "I can't eat it because it's too beautiful!"

12. "I can't eat those carrots because you put lotion on them!"

13. "I can't eat it because it's too grilled!"

14. "I don't want it because there's ice on my popsicle!"

15. "I don't want to eat it because it tastes like nail polish smells!"

16. "I can't eat the dumpling because — eww! — it has toes!"

17. "I can't eat those because shells go in the ocean!"

18. "I can't eat that bacon because it looks like shrimp!"

19. "I can't eat it because the ice cream is melting and the gummy bears are drowning!"

You can check out more food kids rejected on the (sadly dormant) My Kid Can't Eat This Instagram account.

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