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19 Things Kids Have Refused To Eat For Ridiculous Reasons

Sometimes your food looks too much like a butt.

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If you have a picky-eating kid, you know they can refuse to eat things for infuriatingly hilarious reasons. Like:

1. "I can't eat my peanut butter and honey sandwich because the honey looks like a rabbit and I don't want to wreck it!"

Instagram: @mykidcanteatthis

2. "I can't eat this because I farted on it and now it's a fart muffin."

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3. "I can't eat this carrot because it has legs!"

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4. "I can't eat it because a mouse already had some!"

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5. "It looks like a stocking and I want to hang it by the fireplace."

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6. "I can't eat them because they're cracked open like humpty dumpty. I can't eat things that are broken because they might break me!"

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7. "I can't eat the pizza because it's cut into squares and square pizza is too fancy!"

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8. "I don't eat chicken legs! Only nuggets and boobs!"

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9. "I can't eat it because a lion touched it!"

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10. "I can't eat it because it looks like a booty!"

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11. Through tears: "I can't eat it because it's too beautiful!"

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12. "I can't eat those carrots because you put lotion on them!"

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13. "I can't eat it because it's too grilled!"

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14. "I don't want it because there's ice on my popsicle!"

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15. "I don't want to eat it because it tastes like nail polish smells!"

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16. "I can't eat the dumpling because — eww! — it has toes!"

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17. "I can't eat those because shells go in the ocean!"

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18. "I can't eat that bacon because it looks like shrimp!"

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19. "I can't eat it because the ice cream is melting and the gummy bears are drowning!"

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You can check out more food kids rejected on the (sadly dormant) My Kid Can't Eat This Instagram account.

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