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17 Times Pizza Was Disrespected In The Worst Possible Ways

WARNING: You'll never look at pizza the same way again.

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6. The brute who packed this pizza with one — ONE! — lousy pepperoni.

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After we confront the "cut a slice out of the middle of the pizza" person, we're bringing our pitchforks and torches after this guy.

8. The wanker (did I use that right, Aussies?) who thought #13 — a pizza with shrimp, banana, and pineapple — was a good idea.

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And don't think we didn't see the egg on #14 and the kidney beans on #18. Have you no shame?

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9. Speaking of Australians, if you want a breakfast pizza down under you might find this pastel horror.

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YOU: "But it's gorgeous! I mean look—"

ME: "YOU THINK I DON'T SEE IT'S GORGEOUS? BUT IT'S NOT PIZZA! IF I WANT SOMETHING PRETTY I'LL BUY A PAINTING!"

10. Wait...what? ANOTHER Australian pizza disaster? Seriously, WTF is going on? Do you need us to come down there and help you out a bit with the whole pizza thing?

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Australia, you're nailing the pancakes and meat pies... mad respect. But we need to have a pizza intervention.

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13. The animals at Pizza Hut who created this monstrosity known as the cheeseburger pizza.

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It was only ever sold in the Middle East and parts of Europe. Rumor has it the people who tried a slice cried for 11 days afterward.

14. And the equally misguided animals at Kit Kat who made this pizza, which — no exaggeration — might be the worst food pairing anyone has ever seen.

16. The Blue Jays fan/masochist who made this pizza (using food coloring) to celebrate the Blue Jays' playoff appearance.

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Pretty sure this pizza was the reason the Blue Jays didn't win the World Series.