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17 Times Pizza Was Disrespected In The Worst Possible Ways

WARNING: You'll never look at pizza the same way again.

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1. The sociopath who carried fresh pizza home LIKE THIS.

2. The "jokester" who cut this slice.

You think you're funny? We'll see how funny you feel when we show up next to your bed at 3 a.m. with pitchforks and torches demanding answers.
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You think you're funny? We'll see how funny you feel when we show up next to your bed at 3 a.m. with pitchforks and torches demanding answers.

3. The psychopath who did this with Peeps.

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4. The person who either doesn't understand computers or is a COMPLETE MONSTER.

5. The villain who made this pizza using a waffle for crust.

YOU: "You know, that actually sounds like it might—"ME: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!"
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YOU: "You know, that actually sounds like it might—"

ME: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH! YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!"

6. The brute who packed this pizza with one — ONE! — lousy pepperoni.

After we confront the "cut a slice out of the middle of the pizza" person, we're bringing our pitchforks and torches after this guy.
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After we confront the "cut a slice out of the middle of the pizza" person, we're bringing our pitchforks and torches after this guy.

7. The deeply disturbed people who "invented" this breakfast pizza cake.

You want to be creative? Try knitting. LEAVE PIZZA ALONE!
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You want to be creative? Try knitting. LEAVE PIZZA ALONE!

8. The wanker (did I use that right, Aussies?) who thought #13 — a pizza with shrimp, banana, and pineapple — was a good idea.

And don't think we didn't see the egg on #14 and the kidney beans on #18. Have you no shame?
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And don't think we didn't see the egg on #14 and the kidney beans on #18. Have you no shame?

9. Speaking of Australians, if you want a breakfast pizza down under you might find this pastel horror.

YOU: "But it's gorgeous! I mean look—"ME: "YOU THINK I DON'T SEE IT'S GORGEOUS? BUT IT'S NOT PIZZA! IF I WANT SOMETHING PRETTY I'LL BUY A PAINTING!"
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YOU: "But it's gorgeous! I mean look—"

ME: "YOU THINK I DON'T SEE IT'S GORGEOUS? BUT IT'S NOT PIZZA! IF I WANT SOMETHING PRETTY I'LL BUY A PAINTING!"

10. Wait...what? ANOTHER Australian pizza disaster? Seriously, WTF is going on? Do you need us to come down there and help you out a bit with the whole pizza thing?

Australia, you're nailing the pancakes and meat pies... mad respect. But we need to have a pizza intervention.
the_sunkissed_kitchen / Via instagram.com

Australia, you're nailing the pancakes and meat pies... mad respect. But we need to have a pizza intervention.

11. The miscreant who ignored the voices in her head telling her to stop and made this baked beans pizza.

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12. The scoundrel who fell asleep waiting for this pizza to cook in the oven.

FALL ASLEEP? ON A PIZZA? YOU DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON A PIZZA! YOU CHUG A RED BULL AND WAIT! LEAVE NO PIZZA BEHIND!!!
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FALL ASLEEP? ON A PIZZA? YOU DON'T FALL ASLEEP ON A PIZZA! YOU CHUG A RED BULL AND WAIT! LEAVE NO PIZZA BEHIND!!!

13. The animals at Pizza Hut who created this monstrosity known as the cheeseburger pizza.

It was only ever sold in the Middle East and parts of Europe. Rumor has it the people who tried a slice cried for 11 days afterward.
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It was only ever sold in the Middle East and parts of Europe. Rumor has it the people who tried a slice cried for 11 days afterward.

14. And the equally misguided animals at Kit Kat who made this pizza, which — no exaggeration — might be the worst food pairing anyone has ever seen.

WTF, Japan? Do we need to visit you after we finish with the Australians?
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WTF, Japan? Do we need to visit you after we finish with the Australians?

15. The hater of joy who added the cheese AFTER they pulled the pizza out of the oven.

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16. The Blue Jays fan/masochist who made this pizza (using food coloring) to celebrate the Blue Jays' playoff appearance.

Pretty sure this pizza was the reason the Blue Jays didn't win the World Series.
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Pretty sure this pizza was the reason the Blue Jays didn't win the World Series.

17. And this lady who ate an entire pizza on the drive home. She...actually, she's okay. In fact, she's a bonafide American hero.

Ma'am, pizza lovers everywhere salute you.
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Ma'am, pizza lovers everywhere salute you.

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