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21 Hilarious Tweets About Things 3-Year-Olds Said

"The pineapple told me I could!"

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Me: Hey, you can't just run around outside naked. 3yo: I'm not. I'm walking.


3yo: I need a bandaid for my ouch Me: *gets bandaid* 3yo: *screaming* NOT THAT BANDAID!


3yo: *sticks his hand in my back pocket as we walk* Me: Please don't do that. 3yo: The pineapple told me I could. Dang creep pineapple.


3YO: "I'm always a mommy to my baby. Do you know where my baby is?"


3yo child of a friend during a stormy argument w/parent: "My sorry has retired!" Parent: ? Child: "My sorry is not working, it is retired!"


3yo: daddy! will u help me? sure, bud, what do u need? 3yo: i pooped on the floor


Today the 3 year old I nanny asked me "Did the dinosaurs live with you when you were little"


3yo: Mama, you're the bestly mama ever! Me: Aw, thank you baby 3yo: Now get me some candy


3yo, pointing at a helicopter: that's the police, they're looking for the time out kids.


*drinking at a water fountain* 3yo: I really like drinking. Like so, so much. I think I might have a drinking problem. #OverheardAtPreschool


3yo: Mammy, your belly is getting big again.


My 3 year old niece has convinced herself that "bathing suit" is pronounced "baby soup"


3year old: ms madison what are you doing Me: sweeping 3yo: what are you doing Me: sweeping 3yo: what are you doing Me: sweeping 3yo: what ar


"Wow, I've always wanted this." ~ something my 3yo didn't know existed 2 seconds ago


My 3yo can't pronounce the word 'sleep.' He says 'beep.' "I'm beepy." "Let's go beep." "Only two more beeps until Disneyland!" #kidlitvoice


Me: How do I look? My 3yo son: You look like a pretty baddie. Me: *fist pump* GOALS REALISED


3 year old: my boyfriends name is luca me: thought his name was kevin her: that's my other one me: you have 2??? her: no silly..i have 4


A 3 year old came in my work and told me I look like the green power ranger and I can't help but feel like I found my life calling


Today a 3 year old told me "happy birthday bitch!"


I was talking to Brent's 3 year old sister & she said, "why is baby Bailey still stuck inside of you? I want to take her out right now!" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜


3yo: KITTY! Me: Leave the kitty alone. 3yo: KITTY! Me: Leave the kitty alone 3yo: KITTY! Me: Leave the -- 3yo: THE…

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