Parents·Posted on May 6, 201721 Hilarious Tweets About Things 3-Year-Olds Said"The pineapple told me I could!"by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Josh Williams @jw Me: Hey, you can't just run around outside naked. 3yo: I'm not. I'm walking. 01:02 AM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Sydney Walker @SydneyBlaine12 3yo: I need a bandaid for my ouch Me: *gets bandaid* 3yo: *screaming* NOT THAT BANDAID! 01:58 AM - 26 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kiersten White @kierstenwhite 3yo: *sticks his hand in my back pocket as we walk* Me: Please don't do that. 3yo: The pineapple told me I could. Dang creep pineapple. 10:56 PM - 25 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Theresa Thorn @theresathorn 3YO: "I'm always a mommy to my baby. Do you know where my baby is?" 03:01 AM - 29 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. AnnaClutterbuck-Cook @feministlib 3yo child of a friend during a stormy argument w/parent: "My sorry has retired!" Parent: ? Child: "My sorry is not working, it is retired!" 12:23 PM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. lon knives drawn @lawnsea 3yo: daddy! will u help me? sure, bud, what do u need? 3yo: i pooped on the floor 04:46 PM - 29 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kailee Altieri @kaykayaltieri Today the 3 year old I nanny asked me "Did the dinosaurs live with you when you were little" 03:51 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sydney Walker @SydneyBlaine12 3yo: Mama, you're the bestly mama ever! Me: Aw, thank you baby 3yo: Now get me some candy 11:58 PM - 26 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Heather Spohr @mamaspohr 3yo, pointing at a helicopter: that's the police, they're looking for the time out kids. 11:56 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Piper Preschool @PiperPreschool *drinking at a water fountain* 3yo: I really like drinking. Like so, so much. I think I might have a drinking problem. #OverheardAtPreschool 10:21 PM - 28 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Eimear @MissEims 3yo: Mammy, your belly is getting big again. 08:02 AM - 30 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Hannah @HannahSilene My 3 year old niece has convinced herself that "bathing suit" is pronounced "baby soup" 11:14 AM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Madison Smith @madi_k_smith 3year old: ms madison what are you doing Me: sweeping 3yo: what are you doing Me: sweeping 3yo: what are you doing Me: sweeping 3yo: what ar 11:08 PM - 24 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Dad's Take @DadsTake "Wow, I've always wanted this." ~ something my 3yo didn't know existed 2 seconds ago 04:46 PM - 27 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Amanda Rawson Hill @amandarhill32 My 3yo can't pronounce the word 'sleep.' He says 'beep.' "I'm beepy." "Let's go beep." "Only two more beeps until Disneyland!" #kidlitvoice 12:52 AM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Sonia Leong @sonia_leong Me: How do I look? My 3yo son: You look like a pretty baddie. Me: *fist pump* GOALS REALISED 10:33 AM - 29 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. alyssa @Im_fabuLYSS 3 year old: my boyfriends name is luca me: thought his name was kevin her: that's my other one me: you have 2??? her: no silly..i have 4 09:47 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jordan @Jordan_Sluma A 3 year old came in my work and told me I look like the green power ranger and I can't help but feel like I found my life calling 11:55 PM - 01 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Marissa speaks out.. @marisssaolivas Today a 3 year old told me "happy birthday bitch!" 12:38 AM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Karina @kayleyva12 I was talking to Brent's 3 year old sister & she said, "why is baby Bailey still stuck inside of you? I want to take her out right now!" 😂😍 05:02 AM - 02 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Brigid Kemmerer @BrigidKemmerer 3yo: KITTY! Me: Leave the kitty alone. 3yo: KITTY! Me: Leave the kitty alone 3yo: KITTY! Me: Leave the -- 3yo: THE… https://t.co/vYVyf717ox 03:29 PM - 25 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite