1. When you have guests you don't like:
2. When you have crappy customers:
3. And when you have crappy servers:
4. When a car takes up two parking spaces:
5. When someone cheats on you:
My boyfriend cheated on me so i convinced him to get matching tattoos..he went first and I went home
6. And when your partner annoys you:
When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes.
7. When your neighbor's dog won't shut up:
8. When someone messes with your clothes at the laundromat:
9. When someone beats your top score:
Tom beat this guy's score on #MarioBros, so he took his revenge with this nice little message. #Nintendo #RetroGaming #retro #Arcadegaming #arcade #pettyrevenge https://t.co/J9XHz1Y0xZ
10. When your suitemate is inconsiderate:
Whenever my suitemate leaves his stuff in the shower I tape it to the wall. #pettyrevenge
11. When people sitting near you are rude:
Coffee shop. People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business. I just bought the domain name.
12. When a co-worker keeps using your coffee creamer:
13. When someone steals your damn phone:
14. And when someone is, well, a dick:
