Buzz·Posted on Jan 29, 201421 Things You Don’t Get About Young People If You Were Born Before 1980Either we've gotten really old or they've gotten really weird.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Why they wear drop-crotch pants. Flickr: strandloper / Via Creative Commons I don't know if these pants look more like factory rejects or a toddler's saggy diaper, but either way they're not cute. 2. Their constant texting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via jonathanarogers.com Breathe. Text. Breathe. Text. Breathe. Text. Breathe. Text. Breathe... 3. How they refuse to talk on the phone even to make plans. Comedy Central / Via picc.it So they don't want to chat on the phone. Fine. But why do they insist on trading 40 texts over 20 minutes to hammer out plans instead of just having a 90-second conversation? 4. The way they describe people as being YouTube, Instagram, or Vine celebrities. youtube.com / Via celebritynetworth.com Can you really call people who sit on their beds and talk into webcams (or make 15-second videos on their phones) celebrities? Someone needs to teach these young people what a REAL celebrity looks like: wallpapersat.com Chuck Norris was on Vine even before the internet was invented. 5. When they use Snapchat to send anything other than a sex pic. Flickr: ellemccann / Via Creative Commons I get why someone would want to send a nudie pic that disappears after five seconds, but a Snapchat of your dog? What's the point of that? 6. What the deal was with Pokémon. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Cartoon Network / Via glee.wikia.com Thousands of cards, weird animals, a bizarro cartoon... What the hell was that? 7. Their love of One Direction, a boy band that doesn't dance. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF onedirectionmusic.com / Via onedirection.wikia.com A boy band is supposed to dance! See? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF nkotb.com / Via forewordliterary.com Now that is a boy band, kids. 8. Why they take so many selfies. Instagram: @mariafowler_ Someday their grandkids will find thousands of pics of them with their phones in front of their faces. Um, awesome? 9. How they can play video games with controllers like this: Flickr: obra What could they possibly need so many buttons for? Everyone knows you only need two. Flickr: damien-erambert-aka-chaodam / Via Creative Commons 10. How they reveal their entire life online. somecards.com / Via ruthiedean.com Drug use? Casual sex? What they really think of their boss? It's all just a few clicks away. 11. When they send woefully unprofessional emails. Mike Spohr / Via BuzzFeed.com 12. How they could possibly think this teen wolf: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV / Via gifhunterress.tumblr.com Is better than this one: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MGM / Via noemidecine.com 13. How they never listen to voicemails. inspiredtelemarketing.wordpress.com If you leave a voicemail, but no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? 14. Their total disregard for punctuation and grammar online. cheezburger.com Their writing entirely in lowercase is baffling too. It's like e.e. cummings if he'd dropped out of junior high school. 15. How much they use text-speak. Santhosh Kumar / Via shutterstock.com WTF? 16. How often they say YOLO. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF MTV / Via giphy.com Why do they keep repeating this? 17. The way they use GIFs to express emotion in an email. If you send a young person a message like this... Mike Spohr / Via BuzzFeed.com You're liable to get a response like this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF The WB / Via hollyscoop.com 18. What Tinder is exactly. Flickr: nathaninsandiego / Via Creative Commons It helps them hook up with people...somehow. 19. Their love of Twilight and total failure to call BS on sparkly vampires. Miramax / Via quickmeme.com 20. How they can listen to dubstep. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Walt Disney Pictures / Via giphy.com It sounds like when my car won't start. 21. Why they don't want to hang out with us more. s2.hubimg.com / Via oswaldapurcell.hubpages.com We promise we can be a lot of fun and will do our best not to make any corny jokes. We'll also try to dance to the dubstep! So call us. I mean, uh, text us!