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    24 Reasons For Having Kids You Will Regret

    Baby fight club!

    1. So you never get stuck without toilet paper.

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    2. For the gender reveal.

    I just want to have a spectacular gender reveal. #WrongReasonToHaveKids

    3. To do this.

    4. So you can tell people you own a Range Rover or a Mercedes.

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    5. To go to kids' movies without the judgment.

    6. Because someone told you this:

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    7. To start a baby fight club.

    8. For the pranks.

    9. Out of curiosity.

    I just wanted to see if they would look like me #WrongReasonToHaveKids

    10. To handle telemarketers.

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    11. To buy kids' food.

    12. To build a Star Wars-themed treehouse.

    13. For material.

    So you can use them in your stand up comedy act #WrongReasonToHaveKids

    14. To save money on car washes.

    15. To impress them with your rap skills.

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    16. For all of the birthday party cake.

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    17. To protect your dental hygiene.

    One good reason to have kids is the ability to steal their toothbrush when you forgot yours

    18. To buy toys guilt-free.

    19. To catch them all.

    #WrongReasonToHaveKids to help you with #PokemonGO

    20. For your rear window.

    21. To get access to the ball pit.

    22. To start a musical dynasty.

    To recreate the Jackson 5 #WrongReasonToHaveKids

    23. To get the Sunday deal at the Mac Shack.

    24. And to name your kid Nancy, obviously.

    I want a daughter named Nancy just so I can say "I put the 'Nancy' in 'pregnancy' #WrongReasonToHaveKids

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