17 People Who Wouldn't Let "Calgon, Take Me Away!" Die
Now these are true American heroes.
Anyone who was alive in the '70s or '80s remembers those Calgon commercials where an overwhelmed woman shouted, "Calgon, Take Me Away!"
We made a lot of "Calgon, Take Me Away!" jokes back in the day, but most of us retired them in the quarter century since the commercials were on the air.
HOWEVER, a few proud heroes have forged on, defiantly refusing to allow "Calgon, Take Me Away!" to go the way of "Where's the Beef?"
This hero who took a meme to the next level by adding a "Calgon" hashtag.
And this patriot whose meme boldly put the catchphrase up front and center.
This mom who looked like she was starring in the the greatest "Calgon, take me away!" commercial that never was.
This '80s survivor whose "Take me away!" face is Hall of Fame worthy.
This selfie star who defiantly rejected thirty years of catchphrases in favor good ol' Calgon.
And this hero, who does not have time for people who think her hashtag game is way, way out of date.
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