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21 Funny T-Shirts You Can Wear Only When You're Knocked Up

"The word you are searching for is... radiant."

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1. For when you go to a picnic (or anywhere else, really):

Get one here for $31.99.
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Get one here for $31.99.

2. For when you don't want people to touch your belly:

Order one here for $28.99.
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Order one here for $28.99.

3. And for when you really don't want anyone to touch your belly:

Order this slice of M.C. Hammer awesomeness here for $24.99.
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Order this slice of M.C. Hammer awesomeness here for $24.99.

4. For when someone wants to tell you how you're looking:

"The word you are searching for is... radiant." Get one here for $27.95.
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"The word you are searching for is... radiant." Get one here for $27.95.

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5. For when you just want to make people smile:

Order yours here for $44.99.
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Order yours here for $44.99.

6. And for when you're expecting twins:

Order one here for $34.90.
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Order one here for $34.90.

7. For when you've really popped:

Order yours here for $19.99.
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Order yours here for $19.99.

8. For when you no longer know what's happening below your belly:

Get one here from $28.99.
etsy.com

Get one here from $28.99.

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9. For when you get together with the IT tech in the family:

Get yours here for $27.
etsy.com

Get yours here for $27.

10. For those days when your baby is especially active:

"This kid is going to play soccer, I know it." Order one here from $28.99.
etsy.com

"This kid is going to play soccer, I know it." Order one here from $28.99.

11. For Harry Potter fans:

Get yours here for $26.99.
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Get yours here for $26.99.

12. For when — wait for it — you have a bun in the oven:

You could also wear this shirt to church. (Full disclosure: I was joking about wearing it to church.) Order one here for $31.99.
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You could also wear this shirt to church. (Full disclosure: I was joking about wearing it to church.) Order one here for $31.99.

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13. For when you have pregnancy cravings:

Order your slice, er, shirt here for $34.99.
cafepress.com

Order your slice, er, shirt here for $34.99.

14. And for when your pregnancy cravings are especially epic:

Get one here for $39.99.
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Get one here for $39.99.

15. For when you're feeling especially honest (or sarcastic):

Get one here for $28.99.
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Get one here for $28.99.

16. For when you're pregnant over the holidays:

Get yours here for $29.99.
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Get yours here for $29.99.

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17. For when it's time for your baby to start packing up:

Get your eviction notice here from $28.99.
etsy.com

Get your eviction notice here from $28.99.

18. For Game of Thrones-loving mamas-to-be:

Order one here from $28.
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Order one here from $28.

19. And for Star Wars lovers:

Use The Force to summon one to your home. Or, if you're not a Jedi, you could just order one here for $24.97.
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Use The Force to summon one to your home. Or, if you're not a Jedi, you could just order one here for $24.97.

20. For when the accountant in the family comes to visit:

Order one here for $34.99. (Sorry... It's not tax-deductible.)
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Order one here for $34.99. (Sorry... It's not tax-deductible.)

21. And for when you're making your large family even larger:

Order one here for $19.99.
crazydogtshirts.com

Order one here for $19.99.