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    35 People Ask Hilarious Questions About The Weird Things Dogs Do

    Dogs, we need answers and we need them now!

    Dogs! They're wonderful creatures that make our lives better in so many ways.

    But if we're being honest, they've definitely got their quirks. Here are 35 questions dog lovers have for our delightfully weird four-legged friends:

    1.

    Why do dogs like to sleep in positions like this? There is no way this is comfortable

    Twitter: @Corbin_D_Page

    2.

    Why do dogs need to walk around like theyre following a treasure map just to find the right place to shit

    Twitter: @JERICHO

    3.

    WHY DO DOGS LKE ICE CUBES SO MUCH? LIKE BRO IS JUST ICE!πŸ˜©πŸ˜³πŸ˜©πŸ‘Œ

    Twitter: @LukeChudoba

    4.

    Why do dogs all the sudden look naked when you take their collar off

    Twitter: @brittanyunger

    5.

    @infamous_dinero Why do dogs always hit this number before they take off running? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Twitter: @hennyponderocks

    6.

    Why do dogs only want what we eat n not what we drink

    Twitter: @taymoneyduh

    7.

    why do dogs sigh like they have bills to pay and a family to provide for like stop you’re fine

    Twitter: @maddiewieseler5

    8.

    Why do dogs go right to the rug when they’re going to throw up?

    Twitter: @kramehr

    9.

    why do dogs drink like that it seems so inefficient

    Twitter: @spookyshep

    10.

    why do dogs get up and turn around like 10 times just to lay back down in the exact same position

    Twitter: @hashbrownclub

    11.

    why do dogs get scared of their own farts lmaooo

    Twitter: @JelianMercado

    12.

    Twitter: @myhoneypeaches

    13.

    Why do dogs have to make eye contact with you when they take a dump?

    Twitter: @yoghurteater

    14.

    Twitter: @AntifaWitchH2O

    15.

    Why do dogs purposely get their ball stuck under things

    Twitter: @angewrites

    16.

    Twitter: @lasrina

    17.

    why do dogs take the food out the bowl and eat it on the floor...

    Twitter: @livorleave

    18.

    Why do dogs hurry lol? Like seriously where are they going so quickly & what is so very important?

    Twitter: @ashlie_weeks

    19.

    If a dogs sense of smell is 40 times better than a humans, why do dogs have to sniff poo from an inch away when I can smell it from 20 feet?

    Twitter: @Highwayman114

    20.

    Twitter: @KatHeartwell

    21.

    Why do dogs make the most disgusting noises whenever it’s quiet.

    Twitter: @poke_m0m

    22.

    Why do dogs roll around and bark and flail their dog limbs and act weird what's up with that

    Twitter: @PatStaresAt

    23.

    Why do dogs feel so inclined to kiss you on the mouth? I don’t understand.

    Twitter: @broadwaytail

    24.

    Why do dogs and cats know that when you pat the couch it means β€œcome here” why do they just understand that

    Twitter: @astroviks

    25.

    Why do dogs gets so excited by the doorbell when it's never for them?

    Twitter: @steve_d24

    26.

    Twitter: @realleggy

    27.

    Why do dogs randomly get the zoomies ... they be going 30 mph back and forth for no reason

    Twitter: @brennaeee_

    28.

    why do dogs hate when you try to take pics without them

    Twitter: @dawnofsaints

    29.

    Why do dogs love human shoes so much?????!

    Twitter: @mollyjmccook

    30.

    Why do dogs bark SOOO loud at lawn mowers and vacuums like what’s the point 😭 what are they gaining

    Twitter: @acidhunk

    31.

    @ScotsmanGrumpy @heavyxeyed Why do dogs love puddles but hate baths? (At least from the experience of my two dogs.)

    Twitter: @Raycevick

    32.

    Why do dogs love belly rub so muchπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Twitter: @danielaremson

    33.

    why do dogs start barking at night when i wanna sleep 😭

    Twitter: @ot7religion

    34.

    Why do dogs always know when we need extra cuddles on certain days.

    Twitter: @LeeMES123

    35.

    Why do dogs love us so much? I mean my dog just genuinely loves me and I'm trying to understand it lol.

    Twitter: @JoyPeac74176377

    You know what, dogs? You don't have to answer! You keep being your weird, little selves, and we'll keep loving you!!!