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19 Ways To Troll Someone Turning 40

Lordy lordy, look who's 40.

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3. Send them this Louis C.K. rant on how crappy it is to be 40.

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"It's just shitty now."

11. If they love sports, you can say, "Did you realize you're now older than every player on the World Champion Boston Red Sox?"

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Actually, you could say this about 25 out of the 30 major league teams. Heh.

17. Announce that you're relieved they'll never have a midlife crisis.

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When they ask what you mean, you can say, "The average life expectancy in the U.S. is 78.7 years, so you're already past midlife!"