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    18 Times Parents Faced Off Against Their Kids And Lost

    Don't let the cuteness fool you.

    1. Kids will break your teeth:

    My 11 month old son just hit me in the face with his toy and broke my tooth in half from Wellthatsucks

    2. They will throw your phone in the toilet:

    We found my wife’s phone in the toilet yesterday. We weren’t sure which of our three kids put it there.......until my wife scrolled through her pictures today. from Wellthatsucks

    3. They will make you poor:

    My 3 year old son found my wallet when I was cooking during arts and crafts time from Wellthatsucks

    4. They will put coins in your tea:

    I was about to take a sip of my tea, heard jingling, dumped it out to find that my toddler had stored his treasure in there.... from Wellthatsucks

    5. They will pee in your humidifier:

    We are working on potty training our son. I left him alone for a few minutes in his room and he peed in the humidifier through the tube. from Wellthatsucks

    6. They will destroy your ceiling:

    My son left the bathroom tap running with the plug in ,the day before our landlords house inspection . Bye bye deposit . from Wellthatsucks

    7. And write on your walls:

    Just finished painting my kids’ playroom yesterday. from Wellthatsucks

    8. They will "write" on your car, too:

    My little sister’s “artwork” on my other sister’s new car from Wellthatsucks

    9. Even when they're trying to "help":

    Daughter helped me wash my car but with a rock from Wellthatsucks

    10. They will break your TV:

    My 2 year old son was playing with his Harry Potter wand. Come home from a long day of work to find out numb nuts abracadabra’d the shit out the tv. from Wellthatsucks

    11. And ruin your birthday:

    I made a cake for my little brother’s 18th bday and my 6yr old sister scraped all the tops off with her finger and ate it. from Wellthatsucks

    12. They will destroy things you care about:

    Gave my kids my old Toystory toys from when I was little, only to find them this morning like this. from Wellthatsucks

    13. And no one — not even your pet — is safe:

    Woke up at 7am to find my cat covered in toothpaste. Yay toddlers! from Wellthatsucks

    14. Maybe ESPECIALLY not your pet:

    Gave my toddler a lollipop, i went 2 refill his drink and when I turn around he’s just standing there minus the lollipop. Later on I found out where he put the lollipop. Fortunately for our cat it was just stuck in her fur and not inserted someplace it wasn’t supposed to be from Wellthatsucks

    15. DEFINITELY not your pet:

    Toddler pulled the cat feeder down. I just filled it last night. from Wellthatsucks

    16. They will cause you to make mistakes...

    Moved the flour away from the kid so he wouldn't make a mess....and I knocked it off the counter with my elbow. from Wellthatsucks

    17. ...and to destroy your own possessions:

    Put them in oven on purpose to hide them from kids. Forgot about them. from Wellthatsucks

    18. And make you feel like a total, 100% fool:

    Drove 45 mins to the store thinking I had my mask in my pocket. It was a baby sock. from Wellthatsucks

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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