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    29 Hilarious Toddler Meltdown Stories That Will Be Too Real To Anyone Who Knows A Toddler

    "Our daughter cried because she didn't get to go to her parents' wedding — seven years before she was born."

    A viral Reddit thread asked parents, "What's the most illogical thing your toddler had a breakdown over?"

    Here are the most hilarious and infuriating responses — along with some from BuzzFeed users — that parents will find way, way too relatable:

    1. "My toddler lost it because the imaginary door on his imaginary fire truck wouldn’t open, and he was stuck inside."

    2. "Our daughter cried because she didn't get to go to her parents' wedding — seven years before she was born."

    LaziestGirl

    3. "From the backseat my enraged toddler sobbed, 'He's looking out my window!' He was mad because his brother was looking out of 'his' window instead of the other one."

    RavnNite

    4. "My 2-year-old son heard my wife crumple up a receipt and for the next hour lost his mind that we had a cookie we were holding out on him. No amount of explaining could fix the situation."

    5. "My daughter has a meltdown every time we play with her dolls because I can’t make four different voices at the same time. She screams and cries because there's just one doll talking and not all four."

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    6. "I teach preschool and two of my 3-year-olds got into a HEATED argument because they thought only one of them could like onions. There was sobbing. Rage. Tears. All over onions."

    meredithp490fbd99e

    7. "My sister threw an hour-long tantrum because she couldn’t bring her hamster to our grandmother's funeral."

    8. "My kid screamed at his balloons for an hour because they wouldn't stop floating."

    PRNmeds

    9. "My son wanted me to wrap him like a burrito for bed. I did, but he was upset that I wrapped him like a bean burrito, crying, 'I want to be a chicken and rice burrito!'"

    Bro4shoe

    10. "They wanted another chicken nugget, so I gave them another chicken nugget. Breakdown."

    11. "My son enjoys My Little Pony. However, we cannot refer to it as 'My Little Pony.' He can say 'My Little Pony,' but my wife and I must refer to it as 'Your Little Pony' or he loses his little mind."

    LogicCure

    12. "Our toddler cried because we didn't have the hamburger bun color in our 120 colored pencil set."

    mryazzieyazz

    13. "Kiddo flipped out because the cat cheated in a game they were playing."

    14. "My sister once threw a tantrum because she couldn’t climb into the snake enclosure at the zoo. She said they looked lonely."

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    15. "My son flipped out because he tried to eat a piece of candy and a piece of broccoli at the same time, and they tasted bad together."

    —Kati P., Facebook

    16. "My son had a nuclear meltdown because he wanted water in the green cup and I gave him water in the green cup."

    17. "Our 1.5-year-old son had a meltdown because I wouldn't let him pour his apple juice on the cat."

    BrittanyBallistic

    18. "My daughter lost it because she wanted a twin sister (she has a twin sister)."

    notsostepfordwife

    19. "My daughter dropped a pretzel and the dog ate it. She started bawling and threw her entire cup of pretzels on the floor. Spoiler alert: The dog ate those too."

    20. "My wife is four months older than I am and my 4-year-old daughter got upset because she wanted me to be older than my wife."

    amishpapa

    21. "My little guy, who loves hats, was very upset because he wanted to wear two hats. At once. To bed."

    SailorJupiter80

    22. "Toddler pointed to the fridge and said, 'Milk!' I filled her cup with milk and handed it to her. She took one sip, threw it on the ground, and screeched, 'JUICE!'"

    23. "My daughter had a breakdown because her paintbrush wasn't green. Mind you, there was a green paintbrush within reach, but the fact that the one in her hand wasn't green was a problem."

    InannasPocket

    24. "My 2-year-old screamed bloody murder every time she finished the water I poured into her cup. She literally got mad because SHE drank all her water."

    justVinnyZee

    25. "My son lost it because I wouldn't let him get into the car parked next to us."

    26. "I wouldn't let my daughter put crayons in my ear, so she dropped to the ground, wailing and sobbing like I'd killed our cat in front of her."

    justhereforjustno

    27. "Our toddler found a photo book of my wife and I before kids having fun on vacation. He melted down saying we went out for fun and didn't take him. I told him, 'It's because you weren't born yet.' He fired back, 'I exist! I'm right here!'"

    SudoPoke

    28. "My toddler got ticked off because the trees are taller than our house."

    29. "My toddler loves being tickled, so I was tickling him one day. He let out a huge fart and immediately started crying and screaming. I asked him why he was screaming and he replied, 'I was saving that for later.'"

    ShutTheFrontDoor__

    Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.