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Your kid will be turned into a door to door salesman.
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School pictures will rarely turn out the way you hoped, but you will love them anyway.
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Your kid will bring home way more artwork than you will know what to do with.
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Common Core math will drive you to the point of tears.
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Parent/teacher conferences will stress you out more than when you were a student.
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It will be almost impossible to get your kid to tell you how their day went.
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If you're patient, though, your kid will eventually tell you the schoolyard gossip.
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The other parents will dish out some tasty morsels of gossip too.
9.
You will almost definitely forget to pack your kid’s lunch at least once.
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On the flip side, your kid will sometimes bring home their lunch totally uneaten.
11.
The school drop-off line will raise your blood pressure.
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You will worry you're not helping out enough at school.
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You will need to invest in a good pair of headphones.
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You might end up the owner of a goldfish thanks to the school carnival.
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You will have to sit through a two-hour holiday program just to see your kid perform for 90 seconds with their class.
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The credibility of this document would not hold up under oath.
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You will wonder how your kid is doing A LOT throughout the school day.
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You will probably get stuck doing some — if not all — of your kid's science project.
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And your heart will burst with warm fuzzies and pride when your kid gets recognized at school.
