Reddit users shared what their kids think they’re hiding from them:
1. “My son writes long letters professing his love to a girl in his class, but never gives them to her and throws them in the trash.”
8. “My daughter no longer believes in Santa, but won’t admit it because, as I overheard her tell a friend, “Kids who believe in Santa get way more presents than kids who don’t.”
9. My son posted a picture of him smoking on Instagram. He doesn’t know I’ve seen it yet, but he will.”
11. “I looked through my 12-year-old son’s Internet history and saw he searched for ‘boobs,’ ‘world’s biggest boobs,’ and ‘hugest boobs ever.’ I deleted it and have been pretending like I don’t know.”
12. “My four-year-old son keeps a picture of Michelle Obama under his pillow. He thinks we don’t know it’s there, or notice that when we go places he slips it into his pocket.”
16. “My 13-year-old son doesn’t think we’ve noticed that his nightly showers are now 10-15 minutes longer than they used to be.”
18. “When my dad was a kid he would always sneak candy from my grandpa’s car. In the last few days of my grandpa’s life, my dad confessed to him about his candy stealing, and my grandpa said he knew all along and would refill it everyday for him.”
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