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27 Things Every Parent Secretly Does

If you say you've never done any of these, you're lying.

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Tara Perry@taraperry

Also, Shout after hours for all you moms out there...sorry @TommyHobson

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3. Tell your own "abridged" version of a bedtime story.

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"So there's these three pigs..." *turns page* "And they all built houses, but only one was strong..." *turns page* "Then a wolf blew down the houses except for the strong one..." *turns page* "The end! Now go to sleep."

5. Check your email when playing hide and seek.

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"Ready or not here I come!" *opens email* "Wow! You must've really found a great hiding place!" *opens new email* "I can't find you anywhere!" *types quick response*

10. Lie about your kid’s age to get free kid admission.

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“Really, sir? She’s 3? Because she looks like she’s in grade school.” “Nope! She’s just big for her age! Really freakishly big.”

12. Forget the name of one of your kid’s friend’s parents.

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“Hey, there’s Billy’s dad.” “Oh, yeah. What’s his name again?” “I was hoping you'd know.”

25. Lie to a babysitter about your kid's bedtime.

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“Her bedtime? It’s, uh, 7:30 like a normal kid her age. But tonight it’s OK if she stays up until 8. Or even 9. Yeah.”