Buzz·Posted on Dec 16, 201919 Funny Christmas Tweets That Are Blowing Up Twitter This December"Christmas is really in two weeks and everyone’s gift is still at the store 😭"by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Ryan George @theryangeorge Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool 05:53 PM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Jane Slater @SlaterNFL An Ex Boyfriend once got me a Fitbit for Christmas. I loved it. We synched up, motivated each other... didn’t hate it until he was unaccounted for at 4am and his physical activity levels were spiking on the app 🥴wish the story wasn’t real. https://t.co/npRkLJYYz0 05:49 AM - 05 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Dogs are the best people @_TheBestDogs 🎵 "Oh Christmas Shibe oh Christmas Shibe" 🎶 07:17 PM - 07 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. SparkNotes @SparkNotes Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day You stuffed it underneath the floorboards with the rest of my corpse until the sound of my heartbeat intensified your descent into madness 07:06 PM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Mat 🏳️🌈 @matchu_chutrain Three months ago I was crying every single day when I drove home from work because I was so unhappy with my life. I’m still doing that but now I get to listen to Christmas music simultaneously 09:05 PM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Jesse McLaren @McJesse Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie. 09:19 PM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* @CHANEL730 only a few more mental breakdowns till Christmas break guys we got this 08:10 AM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Snac Killer(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)🏵 @jason_emmons So an artist in Paris has made a sculpture that is supposed to be a modern rendition of a Christmas tree... Butt is it really🤷♂️😂😂😂 04:24 AM - 06 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. College Student @ColIegeStudent The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to cancel exams for the rest of the year 09:16 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird me: [gasp] santa! what are you doing here santa: oh ho ho i was just- my mom: [turning on light] you get the fuck out of here santa: linda he deserves to know who his dad is 02:20 AM - 12 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. will defries @WilldeFries never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list 01:31 PM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. laisha🍉 @laishapeter Okay but my parents went off making this Christmas Tree 😍 05:11 AM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. bill hader dancing to @billhaderdancin all i want for christmas is you- mariah carey 06:21 PM - 12 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. silent nate @MNateShyamalan composer: i made a christmas song, it’s called carol of the bells conductor: sounds festive! how will it sound? cheery and bright? composer: *eyes rolling back* 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 03:26 PM - 11 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Tom Zohar @TomZohar The reason there are no gay made-for-tv Christmas movies is that they always end with the protagonist moving back to their hometown and no homosexual would ever willingly do that 08:37 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Pre K ❄️ @stayfrea_ Christmas is really in two weeks and everyone’s gift is still at the store 😭 01:59 AM - 10 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. You Had One Job @_youhadonejob1 The kids are going to so happy this Christmas. 09:28 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Woof Woof® @WoofWoof_TV This is all I want for Christmas! (daisyinyorkshire / IG) 09:32 PM - 09 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Satan @s8n What are you getting me for Christmas? 02:52 AM - 08 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite