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Updated on Nov 3, 2019. Posted on Oct 31, 2019

50 Hilarious Tweets From Halloween 2019 That Went Viral

It's scary how good these are.

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me: *hits spider web down with broom* spider: wow me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween* spider: WOW

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If anyone wants to know how my weekend went I totaled my car while dressed up as Carrie and everyone who was a first responder thought I was dead HAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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really excited about all the dudes who are going to dress as the joker for halloween parties and not get laid

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I'm either a vampire or that guy in your creative writing class

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halloween is my favorite holiday because you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand without getting in trouble

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my bf is 6’2 i’m 4’9. he said he wants us to be sully and mike wazowski for halloween smh where’s the eject button

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what the signs will be on Halloween Libra- emotional Aries- high as fuck Taurus- unappreciated Gemini- alone Cancer- ????? Leo- unloved Virgo- full of candy Scorpio- broke Sagittarius- yes Capricorn- questioning self worth Aquarius- working pisces- busy

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I’m ready for Halloween this year

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lofi halloween haunted house ideas: -phone charger that doesn’t work -having to stand between two people flirting -something involving a half tub of greek yogurt

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“bought some halloween decor at a thrift store and now i can’t find my cat.”

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for halloween ima dress up as his car so maybe then he’ll show me off

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He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he’s a member of the family❤️

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Yeah I get Halloween is coming up but why would you pay $28 to go to a haunted house when you can log into Canvas and get scared for free?

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u think cooking is a cute job, eh? like mommy in the kitchen??

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dahyun halloween 2020 https://t.co/QX0m1ibQ5m

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When you get sent to hell, these are the cookies in the waiting room while they process ya paperwork https://t.co/49MpWPp7Tc

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Absolutely the cutest Halloween dog 🐶

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My nephew so mad he a hamburger 😂😭😂😭😂

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I have never seen a longer Halloween in my life.

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This is one of the greatest Halloween costumes I've ever seen

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halloween in LA lasts longer than most relationships in LA.

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this halloween i’m sitting at the end of my driveway and giving each trick or treater a squirt of ketchup in their bag til someone calls the police

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Sorry folks, Halloween has been won. You can go home now.

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7-year-old: Trick or treat?! Me: It's not Halloween. And this is your own house. 7: Are you giving me candy or not?

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Christina Ricci being the queen of spooky and Halloween since she was little. There are no other people even coming close to her status. 🖤

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I don’t know the name of the diabolical genius behind this Halloween magnificence, but they are to be commended. #StarWars

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me: :( * 🕷* . 🖤 * . * . * . * . * . . 🔪 ⚰️ Targets dollar Halloween section 👻 *. * . * * . *. * . . ☠️. * 💀. * . 👻 me: :)

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You’ve been visited by the Halloween moose. May god have mercy on your soul.

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If someone asks what you are doing on Halloween, earnestly look at the sky and say "I will be getting stronger."

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being a copywriter for a halloween costume company seems like a cool gig you just sit around all day trying to come up with names like “jovial murder clown” or “glasses orphan warlock”. what a life!

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My girlfriend & I went to a Halloween party dressed as corn and we didn’t know anyone so we couldn’t join conversations without giving off a very threatening corn energy so we stood in the corner just being corn, eating snacks, and watching people which was probably also alarming

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This year for Halloween I'm going as a fat, old, bald version of Malcolm. I've been working on this costume for 13 years!!!

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was thinking about what i wanted to be for halloween but realized i’m already a monster.

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They won Halloween already😂😂

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day 87 without sex: went to halloween horror nights so I can remember what it's like to have a man make me scream again

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sometimes having a family amazon account is.....embarassing

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What I bought online for What actually Halloween arrived

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[Halloween party] Winnie the Pooh: *dressed as Paddington* dude! 🥺 Paddington: *dressed as Winnie* DUDE! 🥺🥺🥺

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y’all: happy halloween me,an intellectual: 🎃🎃 🎃🎃 🎃🕸️🕷🎃 🎃🕷🕸️🎃 🎃🕷👻🕸️🎃🕸👻🦇🎃 happy harry potter season 🎃🕷💀👻💀🕸️🎃 🎃🕸💀🕷🎃 🎃🦇🎃 🎃

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Wife: pick a Halloween movie to watch. Me: Harry Potter. Wife: that’s not a Halloween movie. Me: then why does it have witches? Wife: Me: and spells. Wife: Me: and flying broomsticks. Wife: pick another movie. Me: fine. Harry Potter number 2.

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My friend won Halloween y’all can quit

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Ranking the best Halloween candy: 1. Reese’s 2. Snickers 3. Sour patch kids 4. Twix 5. Milky Way 6. Kit Kat 7. Skittles 8. Starburst 9. Butterfinger 10. Babe Ruth . . 56. Licorice . . . 99. Clorox Bleach . . . . 176. Candy corn

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wanna know how creative i am when it comes to halloween?? i was a fucking lobster 2 years ago

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Mariah Carey Waiting for the end of halloween🎄

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i love that Halloween is almost here but i hate that Halloween is almost here because then i’m going to miss it when it’s gone

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