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    The Most Expensive Children's Clothes In The World

    Even Suri Cruise is like, "Are they serious with these prices?"

    Infant's Sweater Vest & Denim Jacket from Dolce & Gabbana

    Price: $575

    That is one fancy-pants jean jacket.

    Jacket and Dress from Please Mum

    Price: $594.19 (Was $1,188.38)

    Girls' Winter Coat from Please Mum

    Price: $651.24 (Was: $1,302.49)

    It's like a starter kit for a future mobster's wife.

    Top and Skirt from Please Mum

    Price: $431.17 (Was $862.35)

    Boy's Winter Coat from Please Mum

    Price: $763.40 (was $1,090.57)

    At these prices it better be one long, cold winter.

    Leather Jacket from Please Mum

    Price: $786.22 (Was $1,123.17)

    Shirt and Pants Set from Please Mum

    Price: $455.30 (Was $650.43)

    I got something very similar to this at Mervyns back in the early Eighties.

    Boy's Outfit from Burberry

    Shearling Jacket - $995

    Check Shoulder Patch Tee - $50

    Straight-Leg Jeans - $135

    Trench High-Top Sneakers - $165

    Total Price: $1,345

    Girls' Outfit from Burberry

    Wool coat - $595

    Moto Rainboots - $175

    Riding Hat - $225

    Crossbody bag - $295

    Total Price: $1,290

    Infant's Christening Coat from Dolce & Gabbana

    Price: $1875.00

    You better have some money for the collection plate if you bring your kid into the church wearing this.

    Metallic Lace Dress from Dolce & Gabbana

    Price: $1,825

    Infant's Sequin-Cashmere Blend Dress from Dolce & Gabbana

    Price: $685.00

    For when your infant goes clubbing.

    Girl's Silk Floral Outfit from Dolce & Gabbana

    Pants: $550

    Cardigan: $520

    Total price: $1,070.

    Little Boy's Quilted Leather Jacket

    Price: $2,350

    I just sold my car for less money than this jacket.

    Girl's Floral Brocade Jacket from Dolce & Gabbana

    Price: $1,025

    Little Boy's Two-Piece Wool & Silk Suit Set from Dolce & Gabbana

    Price: $835

    That's a lot of green to make your kid look like Pee-wee Herman.

    Soho Leather Tall Boot from Gucci

    Price: $545

    Silk Floral Dress from Roberto Cavalli

    Price: $701 (Was $935)

    Here's a tip, kids. If you ever forget your lunch money, hit up the girl in the floral dress.

    Boys' Hooded Ski Jacket from Moncler

    Price: $695

    Crackled Metallic Leather Thong Sandal

    Price: $310

    Girl's Cherokee® Florence Sandal

    Price: $17.99

    I included this one in case your kid insists you buy them something off this list. These are from Target. Woot, woot!

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