Infant's Sweater Vest & Denim Jacket from Dolce & Gabbana
Price: $575
That is one fancy-pants jean jacket.
Jacket and Dress from Please Mum
Price: $594.19 (Was $1,188.38)
Girls' Winter Coat from Please Mum
Price: $651.24 (Was: $1,302.49)
It's like a starter kit for a future mobster's wife.
Top and Skirt from Please Mum
Price: $431.17 (Was $862.35)
Boy's Winter Coat from Please Mum
Price: $763.40 (was $1,090.57)
At these prices it better be one long, cold winter.
Leather Jacket from Please Mum
Price: $786.22 (Was $1,123.17)
Shirt and Pants Set from Please Mum
Price: $455.30 (Was $650.43)
I got something very similar to this at Mervyns back in the early Eighties.
Boy's Outfit from Burberry
Shearling Jacket - $995
Check Shoulder Patch Tee - $50
Straight-Leg Jeans - $135
Trench High-Top Sneakers - $165
Total Price: $1,345
Girls' Outfit from Burberry
Wool coat - $595
Moto Rainboots - $175
Riding Hat - $225
Crossbody bag - $295
Total Price: $1,290
Infant's Christening Coat from Dolce & Gabbana
Price: $1875.00
You better have some money for the collection plate if you bring your kid into the church wearing this.
Metallic Lace Dress from Dolce & Gabbana
Price: $1,825
Infant's Sequin-Cashmere Blend Dress from Dolce & Gabbana
Price: $685.00
For when your infant goes clubbing.
Girl's Silk Floral Outfit from Dolce & Gabbana
Pants: $550
Cardigan: $520
Total price: $1,070.
Little Boy's Quilted Leather Jacket
Price: $2,350
I just sold my car for less money than this jacket.
Girl's Floral Brocade Jacket from Dolce & Gabbana
Price: $1,025
Little Boy's Two-Piece Wool & Silk Suit Set from Dolce & Gabbana
Price: $835
That's a lot of green to make your kid look like Pee-wee Herman.
Soho Leather Tall Boot from Gucci
Price: $545
Silk Floral Dress from Roberto Cavalli
Price: $701 (Was $935)
Here's a tip, kids. If you ever forget your lunch money, hit up the girl in the floral dress.
Boys' Hooded Ski Jacket from Moncler
Price: $695
Crackled Metallic Leather Thong Sandal
Price: $310
Girl's Cherokee® Florence Sandal
Price: $17.99
I included this one in case your kid insists you buy them something off this list. These are from Target. Woot, woot!
