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    22 Wildly Funny Tweets With Over 500,000 Likes, And Yes, I Said 500,000

    That's, like, a lot of likes.

    Getting 500,000 likes is a LOT on Twitter...especially when, if I get five, I feel like this:

    So let's take a minute to appreciate the funniest tweets from 2021 that made it into the rare 500,000 Club:

    1.

    Me: i have a headache WebMD: and it’ll be your last

    Twitter: @itsnella_

    2.

    Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

    Twitter: @kylewendland

    3.

    wtf is a conclusion paragraph. just stop reading

    Twitter: @444tia

    4.

    GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company

    Twitter: @Jordan_Deeb

    5.

    asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla

    Twitter: @toddedillard

    6.

    are you okay? you didn’t say “cows” when we drove by cows

    Twitter: @molly7anne

    7.

    Kylie Jenner lives in a $35m mansion, and this is the water pressure...

    Twitter: @CoralDeVille

    8.

    I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

    Twitter: @saraliciac

    9.

    FAKE LAUGHING WITH CUSTOMERS IS A REAL SKILL

    Twitter: @Dehliiia

    10.

    CAN Y’ALL BELIEVE I GOT A PICTURE WITH A PIGEON???;;@;@:&

    Twitter: @japancurIy

    11.

    My wife makes 3x more than I do a month. You think I’m embarrassed? You think I’m hurt not being the breadwinner? Not one bit. I do the dishes like the good little husband I am.

    Twitter: @sethfromcove

    12.

    I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

    Twitter: @chadopitz

    13.

    seasonal depression seems fake until it’s randomly 50 degrees in March and you feel like you just popped a molly

    Twitter: @SaraBrnic_

    14.

    when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives

    Twitter: @Y2SHAF

    15.

    i hate how i am a “i have an appointment at 4pm so i can’t do anything all day” type of person

    Twitter: @svomiahh

    16.

    my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me

    Twitter: @GrantTanaka

    17.

    LMFAO “Ima swing by Joe’s thing for a minute.” https://t.co/FBo5IoxFA1

    Twitter: @shes_the_maNN1

    18.

    plagiarism??? girl i found your whole lesson plan on quizlet

    Twitter: @Dianavmxx

    19.

    my daughter asked why she can’t just quit school and i told her it’s against the law and they’ll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said “i’ll visit you”

    Twitter: @CeciATL

    20.

    yall when yall when fast Jeff Bezos food workers makes $13 get paid a billion dollars barely liveable in one day wage

    Twitter: @BlFLEXUAL

    21.

    How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

    Twitter: @FrankieMooon

    22.

    Oprah just woke up one day and was like "you know what, I'm bored. Lemme take down the British monarchy"

    Twitter: @IamGMJohnson

    If you found these people as hilarious as I did, give them a follow to make your timeline a funnier place!