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    14 Funny AF Texts You've Only Ever Sent If You Have Kids...Trust Us

    "That's a real thing I said tonight."

    1. Unless you have kids, you've never sent a text like this:

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    2. And you've definitely never texted a quote like this:

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    3. You've never texted directions like this:

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    4. You've never sent a "So, this is what I'm dealing with" text quite like this:

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    5. Or this:

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    6. You've never texted about poo with this much excitement:

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    7. And โ€” taking things one step further โ€” you've never texted about THE PROGRESS of poo like this:

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    8. What else? Well, you've never texted this for 25 nights in a row:

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    9. And you've never used this GIF in this context:

    10. You've never sent a "look what I found" text like this:

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    11. Or, ugh, this:

    12. You've never texted about these two subjects back to back:

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    13. You've never live-texted a toddler's afternoon:

    14. And you've never had a "brain fail" text exchange ANYTHING like this:

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