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    23 Photos Of Real Birthday Parties That Made My Jaw Drop And Eyebrows Hit The Ceiling

    Why yes that is an erection cake at a child's birthday party.

    We've all been to a lot of birthday parties, so let's just say it: Some of them can get weird. And sometimes more than a little weird.


    With that said, the following birthday parties REALLY take the (birthday) cake when it comes to making you raise your eyebrows and go, "Oh, OK. That's a choice now, isn't it?" Take a look:

    1. This 4-year-old's birthday party, where he helped his guests use a beer bong:

    2. This birthday party for a 7-year-old, where the mom literally got falling-down drunk:

    3. This dual birthday party for a little girl (horse cake) and grandma (ejaculating erection cake):

    A very large erection cake next to a cake with a horse drawn on it, as someone holds up a little girl to blow out the candles on the horse cake
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    4. This kid's birthday party at a roller rink, where a guest wore this disgusting shirt:

    A man's shirt reads I smell a slut
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    5. This kid's birthday party, where a guest wore this disgusting T-shirt:

    A man surrounded by toddlers wears a "Suck my dick" T-shirt
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    6. This kid's birthday party, where a woman showed up in a "Real women marry assholes" T-shirt:

    7. And this kid's birthday, where a woman wore a Step Brothers T-shirt that wasn't appropriate no matter how funny the movie is:

    A woman wears a "We're here to fuck shit up" T-shirt
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    8. This 16th birthday party for a girl whose parent bought a boatload of booze for the underage guests:

    9. This 1st birthday party with this cake for (I presume) a breastfeeding baby:

    10. This birthday party with a (literally) crappy cake:

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    11. This kid's birthday party with children's entertainers straight out of a horror film:

    The entertainers are dressed as pigs and it is scary, seriously
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    12. This grandma's 69th birthday party that really went there:

    13. And this grandpa's birthday party that trotted out this penis cake — complete with gray pubic hair — in front of the grandkids:

    14. This birthday party for a 10-year-old boy at Redneck Heaven (a Hooters-esque sports bar and restaurant in Texas):

    A boy is surrounded by scantily clad waitresses
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    15. This birthday cake made to look like poppers (google it if you're confused):

    16. This birthday party for a mom, which featured a "cocaine snorting"–themed cake:

    17. This birthday party featuring a codeine cough syrup cake 😳:

    18. And this birthday party that also leaned into the pharmaceutical drug cake pretty hard too:

    19. This birthday party for a 16-year-old who plans to have a weed-themed cake:

    20. This birthday party for a 5-year-old girl featuring a cake where DC characters suck face:

    21. And this birthday party with a cigarette-themed cake featuring the death sticks as candles:

    22. This birthday party featuring a sex doll, which the birthday boy's sister then shared on Facebook (and tagged his wife) like it was totally normal:

    23. And lastly, this isn't a party, but it's someone berating all her friends for not sending her money for her birthday:

    You after reading this:


    H/T: r/trashy.