1.
This guy who rolled in to eat buck naked (what? why?):
2.
And this person who may not be naked but has their bare feet all over the booth seat:
3.
This person who exited the restaurant bathroom with a giant roll of toilet paper and took it home:
4.
This guy who brought in a plastic bag to load up on "takeout" ice:
5.
And this guy who just strolled into the restaurant with his AR-15 hanging around his neck:
6.
These jerks who thought it'd be funny to bring ribs into a vegan restaurant and chow down:
7.
This guy who went up to the buffet shoeless:
8.
This cretin who couldn't leave a tip because they needed to buy cigarettes ("Great service! Very sorry!"):
9.
And this creep who thought (wrongly, very wrongly) that leaving his phone number was better than a tip:
10.
Speaking of tips, this unbelievable person who left their server a few singles and a dirty diaper (!):
11.
And this even more unbelievable person who tried to leave a — get this — negative tip:
12.
These dine-and-dash dolts:
13.
And this charmer who likes to steal "cute shit" from restaurants:
14.
This guy who wore this shirt into a family restaurant like it was NBD:
15.
Whoever drove the owner of this restaurant to put up this sign:
16.
And these two who need a room, not a reservation:
17.
The parents who bragged on Facebook that their kid is — hands down — the worst-behaved kid at a restaurant:
18.
And the parents who let their kid stand on the table:
19.
The dillweed who stole the art off this restaurant's bathroom wall:
20.
These customers who put their two dogs on the table and let them drink out of their cups:
21.
And this (likely drunk) customer who literally took a nap on the tabletop:
