1. The Kickbee
2. "It's A Boy" Birth Announcement
3. Riding Potty Chair
4. Birthing dolls
5. The Windi
6. The Penguin Urinal
Wait. There's something weirder than either of those things. According to the packaging, you can place it anywhere in your home!
7. Sperm Earrings
What better way is there to say you're a parent than by wearing sperm shaped earrings?
8. Fisher-Price iPad Apptivity Seat
9. Kaloo Blue Perfume
10. Walk Up Toddler Changing Center
11. Changing wrap
12. Potty Mitts
13. Placenta brooch
14. Placenta Teddy Bear
15. Nurse Me Tender
Now formula feeding parents - including dads - can simulate the experience of breast feeding, which is totally normal and not weird in any way.
16. The Breast Milk Baby Doll
It takes just three simple steps.
17. Inappropriate Onesies
Why put your baby in a traditional onesie when you can dress them in one that'll weird everyone out?
18. Breast Milk Pendant
19. Fetus Cookie Cutter
20. Gummy Fetus
Finally! There's at last something for parents who don't like cookies, but want to eat creepy fetus shaped sweets!