1. If people had stayed home, they wouldn't have had to stumble across this photo shoot at a graveyard:
2. They wouldn't have had to sit near someone who put their bare feet all up in their face:
3. And they wouldn't have had to watch someone change their baby's diaper on store merchandise:
4. If people had stayed home, they wouldn't have had to watch this woman shave her legs at the freaking pool:
5. And they wouldn't have had to awkwardly stand around as this person took poolside butt selfies:
6. If people had stayed home, they could've avoided seeing this disappearing hand trick:
7. They could have avoided being subjected to this twerking at fast-food restaurants:
8. And they could've entirely missed this diner and his AR-15:
9. If people had stayed home, they could've avoided feeling their blood pressure rise as this commuter took up two seats:
10. They could have avoided this hair-plane experience:
11. And they would've never had to watch this person blow-dry their underwear:
12. If people had stayed home, they could've avoided seeing this woman hold up — and then flick off — a fire truck with its sirens on:
13. They could've avoided getting this close to this, I guess, pet raccoon:
14. And they could have stayed blissfully ignorant of the concept of using loaves of bread as knee rests:
15. If people had stayed home, they could've avoided watching this photo shoot all over the plants at this conservatory:
16. They could've not waited for this gym hog to finish with all of the weights:
17. And – perhaps most luckily — they could have never burned this image of this guy taking a photo of his junk into their mind:
So stay inside, people! Frankly, it's always been a good choice!
H/T: r/trashy
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