Let's be real — we can all be dumbasses from time to time. I've been a dumbass, you've been a dumbass. There's no shame to it.
Thankfully, this post isn't about either of us being dumbasses. It's about other people being dumbasses, which is a lot more fun! For example:
1. This dumbass who, while chopping white onions and listening to music, chopped up their white headphones too:
3. This dumbass who put a bandage on his finger NEXT to his cut finger, then wondered why his finger kept hurting so much:
4. This dumbass who drove 95 miles per hour with her legs crossed:
5. This dumbass who put hot charcoal from their grill into their trash can and burnt a hole through it:
6. This dumbass who claimed he was covering his face because of the sun but his shadow told another story:
7. This dumbass who bought bay leaves at the store for a full year before he realized he had a bay tree in front of his home:
8. This dumbass who tried to make mac 'n' cheese without any water:
9. And this dumbass who put lip balm on their paper instead of glue:
10. This dumbass who tried to drain hot fry oil into a plastic bucket:
11. This dumbass who thought ordering his burger with "no sesame bun" meant he'd still get a bun, just not a sesame one:
12. This dumbass who locked his lock around his bike's tire and spokes and absolutely nothing else:
13. This dumbass who poured soy sauce onto his French toast thinking it was syrup:
14. This dumbass who tried to kill any trace of the coronavirus on his cash by cooking it in the microwave:
15. This dumbass who thought "bonjour" was spelled "bone jaw":
16. This dumbass who forgot to close their car door as it was being parked:
18. And, oh man, this poor dumbass who tried to help cut down a tree and, well, take a look: