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    18 Dumbasses Who Dumbassed So Hard It Hurts

    These people will make you feel like Albert freaking Einstein.

    Let's be real — we can all be dumbasses from time to time. I've been a dumbass, you've been a dumbass. There's no shame to it.

    NBC

    Thankfully, this post isn't about either of us being dumbasses. It's about other people being dumbasses, which is a lot more fun! For example:

    1. This dumbass who, while chopping white onions and listening to music, chopped up their white headphones too:

    2. This dumbass who accidentally ordered toddler-sized sneakers instead of adult-sized ones:

    daisy lokksz @daisyysantiago

    my dumbass really ordered toddler shoes thinking they were my size, wtf am i supposed to do w this lmfao

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    Twitter: @daisyysantiago

    3. This dumbass who put a bandage on his finger NEXT to his cut finger, then wondered why his finger kept hurting so much:

    4. This dumbass who drove 95 miles per hour with her legs crossed:

    5. This dumbass who put hot charcoal from their grill into their trash can and burnt a hole through it:

    6. This dumbass who claimed he was covering his face because of the sun but his shadow told another story:

    7. This dumbass who bought bay leaves at the store for a full year before he realized he had a bay tree in front of his home:

    8. This dumbass who tried to make mac 'n' cheese without any water:

    9. And this dumbass who put lip balm on their paper instead of glue:

    10. This dumbass who tried to drain hot fry oil into a plastic bucket:

    11. This dumbass who thought ordering his burger with "no sesame bun" meant he'd still get a bun, just not a sesame one: 

    12. This dumbass who locked his lock around his bike's tire and spokes and absolutely nothing else:

    13. This dumbass who poured soy sauce onto his French toast thinking it was syrup:

    14. This dumbass who tried to kill any trace of the coronavirus on his cash by cooking it in the microwave:

    15. This dumbass who thought "bonjour" was spelled "bone jaw":

    16. This dumbass who forgot to close their car door as it was being parked:

    17. This dumbass who brought raw beef to work for lunch instead of pizza:

    18. And, oh man, this poor dumbass who tried to help cut down a tree and, well, take a look: