Posted on May 16, 2021

19 Dumbasses Who Dumbassed So Hard It Hurts

These people will make you feel like Albert freaking Einstein.

by Mike Spohr

BuzzFeed Staff

Let's be real — we can all be dumbasses from time to time. I've been a dumbass, you've been a dumbass. There's no shame to it.

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Thankfully, this post isn't about either of us being dumbasses. It's about other people being dumbasses, which is a lot more fun! For example:

1. This dumbass who, while chopping white onions and listening to music, chopped up their white headphones too:

I'm a dumbass. Never cutting onions and listening to music at the same time again from facepalm

2. This dumbass who accidentally ordered toddler-sized sneakers instead of adult-sized ones:

daisy lokksz @daisyysantiago

my dumbass really ordered toddler shoes thinking they were my size, wtf am i supposed to do w this lmfao

10:01 PM - 08 May 2021
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Twitter: @daisyysantiago

3. This dumbass who put a bandage on his finger NEXT to his cut finger, then wondered why his finger kept hurting so much:

Put a bandaid on last night for my cut... wondered all morning why I was still feeling the sting. Dumbass. from facepalm

4. This dumbass who drove 95 miles per hour with her legs crossed:

My friends dumbass girlfriend from IdiotsInCars

5. This dumbass who put hot charcoal from their grill into their trash can and burnt a hole through it:

WCGW if my fucking dumbass neighbor put hot charcoal from his grill into a trashcan from Whatcouldgowrong

6. This dumbass who claimed he was covering his face because of the sun but his shadow told another story:

Stay in school dumbass from facepalm

7. This dumbass who bought bay leaves at the store for a full year before he realized he had a bay tree in front of his home:

My dumbass has been buying bay leaves when there's a bay tree outside my front door. I've lived here over a year. from facepalm

8. This dumbass who tried to make mac 'n' cheese without any water:

Just made Mac and cheese without the water. Whoops. from dumbass

9. And this dumbass who put lip balm on their paper instead of glue:

My dumbass put lip balm instead of glue. from facepalm

10. This dumbass who tried to drain hot fry oil into a plastic bucket:

A dumbass drained hot fry oil into a plastic bucket from Wellthatsucks

11. This dumbass who thought ordering his burger with "no sesame bun" meant he'd still get a bun, just not a sesame one:

My dumbass thought no sesame bun meant I’d get a plain one instead from facepalm

12. This dumbass who locked his lock around his bike's tire and spokes and absolutely nothing else:

My brothers a dumbass from facepalm

13. This dumbass who poured soy sauce onto his French toast thinking it was syrup:

Guess who thought the soy sauce was syrup this morning :/ from Wellthatsucks

14. And this dumbass who cooked their pizza upside down:

AJ LaTrace @ajlatrace

Wow I am a dumbass (and very tired). I've never done this before.

01:29 AM - 29 Jan 2021
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Twitter: @ajlatrace

15. This dumbass who tried to kill any trace of the coronavirus on his cash by cooking it in the microwave:

A friend's client paid him in cash. He put the cash in the microwave to kill traces of coronavirus from cringepics

16. This dumbass who thought "bonjour" was spelled "bone jaw":

“Bone jaw” from BoneAppleTea

17. This dumbass who forgot to close their car door as it was being parked:

Remember to close your door before using an automated parking system. from Wellthatsucks

18. This dumbass who brought raw beef to work for lunch instead of pizza:

Rushing out the door this morning I thought I grabbed the leftover pizza from the fridge. Nope. It’s a chunk of raw beef. from Wellthatsucks

19. And, oh man, this poor dumbass who tried to help cut down a tree and, well, take a look:

Tree: 1, Dumbass: 0 from HadToHurt

19 Dumbasses Who Dumbassed So Hard It Hurts

Let's be real — we can all be dumbasses from time to time. I've been a dumbass, you've been a dumbass. There's no shame to it.

Thankfully, this post isn't about either of us being dumbasses. It's about other people being dumbasses, which is a lot more fun! For example:

1. This dumbass who, while chopping white onions and listening to music, chopped up their white headphones too:

2. This dumbass who accidentally ordered toddler-sized sneakers instead of adult-sized ones:

3. This dumbass who put a bandage on his finger NEXT to his cut finger, then wondered why his finger kept hurting so much:

4. This dumbass who drove 95 miles per hour with her legs crossed:

5. This dumbass who put hot charcoal from their grill into their trash can and burnt a hole through it:

6. This dumbass who claimed he was covering his face because of the sun but his shadow told another story:

7. This dumbass who bought bay leaves at the store for a full year before he realized he had a bay tree in front of his home:

8. This dumbass who tried to make mac 'n' cheese without any water:

9. And this dumbass who put lip balm on their paper instead of glue:

10. This dumbass who tried to drain hot fry oil into a plastic bucket:

11. This dumbass who thought ordering his burger with "no sesame bun" meant he'd still get a bun, just not a sesame one:

12. This dumbass who locked his lock around his bike's tire and spokes and absolutely nothing else:

13. This dumbass who poured soy sauce onto his French toast thinking it was syrup:

14. And this dumbass who cooked their pizza upside down:

15. This dumbass who tried to kill any trace of the coronavirus on his cash by cooking it in the microwave:

16. This dumbass who thought "bonjour" was spelled "bone jaw":

17. This dumbass who forgot to close their car door as it was being parked:

18. This dumbass who brought raw beef to work for lunch instead of pizza:

19. And, oh man, this poor dumbass who tried to help cut down a tree and, well, take a look:

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