We all love our kids to pieces, but every once in a while they do something that makes us wish we could say, “Uh, that’s not my kid!”
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Like, maybe they pulled all the clothes off a display table at a store and you could feel the employees' eyes burning a hole through you.
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Or maybe your kid asked an overweight man, “Are you pregnant?”
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It’s also possible your kid yelled, “Play ball!” after a solemn prayer at church.
Did your kid pee their pants while sitting on a $2,000 showroom couch?
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Or perhaps you got an angry call from another parent because your kid taught theirs “The Vagina Song.”
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(Honestly, you don’t even know what “The Vagina Song” is.)
