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    Parenting As Told By "Mean Girls"

    From Burn Book to baby book.

    1. When your kid follows you everywhere (even into the bathroom):

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    2. When it's time to discuss the birds and the bees:

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    3. When the kid next door has been playing at your house for hours:

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    4. When your kids won't stop fighting:

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    5. When your kid asks why you keep hounding them about doing their homework:

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    6. When you were stuck talking to that rando parent at the park:

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    7. When you drop your kid off somewhere and have just enough time for a Target run:

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    8. When you say something sarcastic and your kid looks at you, confused.

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    9. When you push a stroller into Forever 21:

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    10. When your kid wants to walk in front of you at the mall:

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    11. When you watch your kid perform in the talent show:

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    12. When your kid is excited to show you how he can make his penis grow:

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    13. When your kid is dealing with bullies at school:

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    14. When you've been stuck at home with the kids and your single friend starts talking about her weekend:

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    15. When you simply can't cook another meal:

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    16. When your kids keep acting up in the backseat:

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    17. When the babysitter cancels at the last minute:

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    18. When your kid is making way too much noise:

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    19. When your kid complains about being at the kids' table on Thanksgiving:

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    20. When you ponder how much Minecraft your kid can play:

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    21. When your kid won't stop begging for a cookie:

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    22. When someone asks you what it's like having a toddler:

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