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36 Onesies For The Coolest Baby You Know

Babies deserve better than an "I love boobies" onesie. Much, much better.

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1. R2-D2 from Star Wars

Perfect for the baby of a Star Wars fan. Find it here for $38.
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Perfect for the baby of a Star Wars fan. Find it here for $38.

2. Chamillionaire's "Ridin'"

Your baby will likely be ridin' with a dirty diaper in this onesie. Find it here for $32.50.
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Your baby will likely be ridin' with a dirty diaper in this onesie. Find it here for $32.50.

3. So My Story Begins

This is a really sweet onesie perfect for a literary family. Start your baby's story here for $25.
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This is a really sweet onesie perfect for a literary family. Start your baby's story here for $25.

4. I'm Super

It comes with a cape, guys. Find it here for $23.99.
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It comes with a cape, guys. Find it here for $23.99.

5. Orange Is the New Black

Life on the outside has never been so cute. Find it here for $28.
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Life on the outside has never been so cute. Find it here for $28.

6. Original Mouseketeer

Because your baby is going to be a huge Disney fan. Find it here for $14.95.
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Because your baby is going to be a huge Disney fan. Find it here for $14.95.

7. There's a Nap for That

When in doubt, take a nap. Find it here for $14.95.
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When in doubt, take a nap. Find it here for $14.95.

8. Bill Murray

They say every day with a baby is like Groundhog Day, so why not put the man himself on your baby's onesie? Find it here for $12.50.
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They say every day with a baby is like Groundhog Day, so why not put the man himself on your baby's onesie? Find it here for $12.50.

9. Anchorman's Ron Burgundy

Stay classy, parents. Find it here for $13.
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Stay classy, parents. Find it here for $13.

10. The Best Twins Onesie Ever

Copy and paste these onto your cuties. Find them here for $30.
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Copy and paste these onto your cuties. Find them here for $30.

11. Maru ("Circle" in Japanese)

The quirky minimalist design tells the world your baby is already cool. Get it here for $25.
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The quirky minimalist design tells the world your baby is already cool. Get it here for $25.

12. I Think Everybody Should Like Everybody

Besides being insanely adorable, a baby should also be radiating positive thoughts. Find it here for $15.
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Besides being insanely adorable, a baby should also be radiating positive thoughts. Find it here for $15.

13. The Notorious B.I.G.

Your baby needs to take a stand on the '90s rap wars. Make your baby pro Biggie for $24.
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Your baby needs to take a stand on the '90s rap wars. Make your baby pro Biggie for $24.

14. #ManCrushMonday

So Instagram ready. Find it here for $10-12.
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So Instagram ready. Find it here for $10-12.

15. #WomanCrushWednesday

Instagram ready Pt. 2. Find it here for $15.
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Instagram ready Pt. 2. Find it here for $15.

16. Spring Baby

Get this adorable robin blue onesie for your little flower. Find it here for $18.
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Get this adorable robin blue onesie for your little flower. Find it here for $18.

17. No Hablo

Es cierto. Los bebés no hablan. Find it here for $12.99.
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Es cierto. Los bebés no hablan. Find it here for $12.99.

18. Fleece Bear

Keep your baby warm and ridiculously adorable. Does this come in adult size? Find it here for $49.95.
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Keep your baby warm and ridiculously adorable. Does this come in adult size? Find it here for $49.95.

19. Revenge of the Nerds

Get baby's first pocket protector here for $18.
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Get baby's first pocket protector here for $18.

20. Tattooed Tyke

No one will dare mess with a baby sporting two sleeves of tattoos. Find it here for $26.
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No one will dare mess with a baby sporting two sleeves of tattoos. Find it here for $26.

21. Future Rock Star

You and your baby can rock out with this onesie found here for $20.
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You and your baby can rock out with this onesie found here for $20.

22. Where the Wild Things Are

Tell your little monster how you feel with this onesie, found here for $11.99-12.99.
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Tell your little monster how you feel with this onesie, found here for $11.99-12.99.

23. As Seen On Ultrasound

Operators are standing by to sell you this onesie, found here for $12.99-13.99.
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Operators are standing by to sell you this onesie, found here for $12.99-13.99.

24. Bob Dylan

All hail the King of Mumbling. Find it here for $25.08.
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All hail the King of Mumbling. Find it here for $25.08.

25. Mean Girls

Your baby will totally be nicer than Regina George, though. Find it here for $17.95-20.95.
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Your baby will totally be nicer than Regina George, though. Find it here for $17.95-20.95.

26. Super Mario Bros.

This is the ultimate onesie for a gamer's kid. Also, nostalgia. Find it here for $13.99-15.99.
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This is the ultimate onesie for a gamer's kid. Also, nostalgia. Find it here for $13.99-15.99.

27. Math Humor

Perfect for geeky parents. Find it here for $16.50-17.50.
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Perfect for geeky parents. Find it here for $16.50-17.50.

28. California Bear

Show off your west coast pride. Find it here for $16.99-17.99.
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Show off your west coast pride. Find it here for $16.99-17.99.

29. Baby Violin

For babies destined to be first chair in their high school orchestra. Find it here for $22.
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For babies destined to be first chair in their high school orchestra. Find it here for $22.

30. Iron Man

Put your baby in this onesie of armor for $25.
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Put your baby in this onesie of armor for $25.

31. Dapper Baby

Have your baby looking like a gentleman. Dressed up enough for fancy occasions. Find it here for $29.
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Have your baby looking like a gentleman. Dressed up enough for fancy occasions. Find it here for $29.

32. Running Out Of Womb

Find this funny onesie here for $11.95.
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Find this funny onesie here for $11.95.

33. Hello, I'm New Here

Introduce your baby to the world with this onesie, found here for $10-18.

34. Portrait of a Sloth

Live slow, smell the roses and hang upside down on a branch. Find it here for $18.
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Live slow, smell the roses and hang upside down on a branch. Find it here for $18.

35. Harry Potter

Let everyone know your baby is pre-enrolled at Hogwarts. Find it here for $36.50.
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Let everyone know your baby is pre-enrolled at Hogwarts. Find it here for $36.50.

36. Charlie Brown

Get this for your little blockhead here for $14.
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Get this for your little blockhead here for $14.

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