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    17 Dad Jokes That Made Me Groan, Roll My Eyes, And Then Repeat To My Friends

    Go ahead, you deserve a laugh this year.

    2020 hasn't been very fun or funny, to say the least. Thankfully, dads — especially the funny ones on Reddit's r/dadjokes — have still been coming up with some pretty groan-tastic dad jokes. Here are some of this year's best:

    1. "My wife just completed a 40-week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7 pounds, 12 ounces."

    2. "What genre are national anthems? Country."


    3. "My daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, 'Hello, sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.' He put out his hand and I said, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'"

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    4. "I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon. Neil before me."


    5. "A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter. 'That’s one too many!' says the customer. The clerk replies 'It’s a freebie.'"

    6. "Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U."


    7. "The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge."


    "I bet they are excited about flattening the curve, though."


    8. "My grandfather survived pepper spray and mustard gas attacks in two wars...and came home to us a seasoned veteran."


    9. "I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...straightaway, I knew he was a keeper."

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    10. "Due to the quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes."


    11. "Doctor: I'm sorry, but I had to remove your colon. Me Why?"


    12. "I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I replied, 'Sure. They’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.'"


    13. "My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, 'If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!' I replied, 'I'm on the toilet, please advise…'"


    14. "I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing. This is as close as I could get."


    15. "I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad, so I built them a small house. Now I’m their landlord and I collect rent from my tenants."

    16. “'Officer, are you crying while writing me a ticket?' Cop: 'It’s a .....moving violation.'"


    17. "I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought, 'That's just spam!'"

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    For more groans and laughs, check out r/dadjokes.

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