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    21 Brand-Spanking-New Dad Jokes That Made Me Laugh So Hard

    These groans are 100% fresh.

    If you love dad jokes as much as we do, you need to check out the dad joke aficionados over at Reddit's r/DadJokes.

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    Don't believe me? Here are some of the best, most groan-tastic original jokes they've come up with over the last year:

    1. "My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is. I replied back, 'Sure, my door is always open.'"

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    2. "I think the girl at the airline's check-in just threatened me. She looked me dead in the eye and said, 'Window or aisle?' I laughed in her face and replied, 'Window or you’ll what?'”

    u/nandos677

    3. "Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree? They had a long conversation about bark."

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    4. "My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting, 'Be positive,' but it's hard without him."

    u/professorf

    5. "The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said, 'Happy...,' and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said, '...40-second birthday.' I was so proud."

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    6. "I told my daughter, 'Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.' She said, 'What's that got to do with anything?' I said, 'That means it's pasture bedtime.'"

    u/ArchipelagoMind

    7. "My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...she got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."

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    8. "I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it to roll up a joint. Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again."

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    9. "I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist. I should have known — there were red flags everywhere."

    u/JBiff09

    10. "What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot."

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    11. "I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and now conducting himself properly."

    u/AlabamaMayan

    12. "How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First a tractor."

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    13. "Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same?10+10=20 and 11+11=22."

    u/CallingYouForMoney

    14. "We just bought our new dream house, and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, 'What's upstairs!?' I chuckled and replied, 'Awwwww, sweetie...stairs don't talk!'"

    15. "I built a model of Mount Everest, and my son asked, 'Is it to scale?' I replied, 'No…it’s to look at.'"

    u/honolulu_oahu_mod

    16. "My wife said, 'You really have no sense of direction, do you?' I said, 'Where did that come from?'”

    17. "The genie asked, 'What’s your first wish?' Steve replied, 'I wish I was rich!' The genie nodded and said, 'What’s your second wish?' Rich exclaimed, 'I want lots of money!'"

    u/honolulu_oahu_mod

    18. "I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find."

    19. "I went to my doctor today and told him I was having problems with my hearing. He asked, 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I replied, 'Sure...they’re yellow, Homer’s fat, and Marge has blue hair.'”

    u/madazzahatter

    20. "I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, 'Do you want to hear today’s special?' I said, 'Yes, please,' so he replied, 'No problem, sir. Today is special.'”

    21. "Humans are born with four kidneys. When they grow up, two of them become adult knees."

    u/NotObnoxious

    To keep up with the latest and greatest dad jokes, be sure to visit r/DadJokes.

    Note: Some submissions have been lightly edited for grammar and/or clarity.

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