Everyone loves an A+ tweet that goes viral:
For the past 20 years I've received a Valentines card from the same secret admirer. So I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year. First my granny dies and now this.
But you know what's even better? Multi-part tweets that go viral! They're like regular ol' viral tweets, but...more!
So my friends, here are some fantastic multi-part tweets that people absolutely loved:
1. These tweets from a student who is surely thinking, "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed":
NOOOOO THIS SCHOLAR’S NAME IS ‘SHERK’ AND I CITED HIM THROUGHOUT MY ESSAY AS ‘SHREK’
im actually going to drop out now
for anyone interested I’m a classicist and it was an essay on roman religion and the book was ‘The Roman Empire: Augustus to Hadrian’ by Robert K. Sh**k
i was only made aware of this error by my tutor marking my essay so it was too late for anything really but its ok
2. These tweets that prove there is someone for everyone:
one time at a party I was at in 2012, an acquaintance loudly announced that he watched a documentary that proved 9/11 was an inside job, and everyone collectively groaned at once and got up to hang out in the basement, except one girl who facebook tells me he is now married to.
so it was like the ultimate groaned party foul, but this clearly worked out for him. I think about that sometimes.
@Douchetoevsky YOU GET a wife YOU LOSE a few people drinking with you on the couch
3. These very embarrassing tweets about meeting A$AP Rocky:
When I worked front desk at a studio A$AP came in and I didn't realize who he was so I asked him to sign in on the sheet and he said "A$AP?" and I said "yes now if you wouldn't mind" and he smiled and didn't make fun of me so yes he'll be a great dad
well since you're all here I'll add I that was obviously embarrassed but now that 5 years have passed I can confidently say that I am still embarrassed
4. These...tweets — yes — about the English language:
i use punctuation in english the way i use garlic when i’m cooking… i simply follow my heart
why’s there an em dash in that sentence? I don’t know! I just felt like it
how I feel about punctuation rules:
5. And these tweets about a 13-year-old girl who is NOT to be trifled with:
I accidentally called my friend's 13 year old daughter Amber instead of Autumn. So...she erased the grocery list on my refrigerator.
This is all I’ve managed to remember. There were several more items on there.
Just to be clear, I support Autumn. Getting people's names correct is important and I thought it was a hilarious move. The way some of y'all want to punish a child is...upsetting.
6. These tweets about how long we've all had to wait for the new Stranger Things:
Netflix delayed strangers things for wayy to long them kids grown asl now i don’t even wanna watch the show no more
They probably not even in the 80s no more in the show it’s probably 2000s already
I was in middle school when that show started now I’m 38 with 5 kids
7. These very scary (checks notes) sorry, very adorable tweets about an intruder:
What made this morning’s trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don’t actually own a cat.
Here I am tweeting away carefully researched journalism, facts and packages for years and all along what you actually would all like is just photos of cats in a bath. Fair enough
8. And these tweets about how glorious being sorta lazy is:
can’t believe we are given this one wild & precious life and I’m spending it yearning to get back in bed
brb just letting the soft animal of my body love what it loves (laying down)
9. These tweets about realizing your elders were more right than you realized:
The older I get, the more I understand my aunties just saying "Hmm" and going about their business.
...the more I understand my daddy saying "Common sense isn't that common."
My auntie "Hmm'd" me once. Even told me why she did it. (The generosity!) I threw a fit. How dare she not support this decision I was making! ...That decision blew up SPECTACULARLY in my face. 😂 And she'd clocked it from jump.
Baby, if auntie "Hmm"s you, that is a gift from a guardian angel. Lean not onto your own understanding! 😂
10. These very relatable tweets about being productive:
I did 2 tasks and now I feel like when eleven does telekinesis so hard that her nose bleeds and she passes out
Me doing a docusign
11. And these very relatable tweets about being yourself:
“you’re quiet” yeah im just trying to gauge how weird i can be in this new social situation
*after i start talking* “please go back to being quiet”
ok im gonna go home and take a nap “that’s probably for the best”
12. These tweets about a truly remarkable toddler:
asked my 2yr old son who he’s rooting for tn, he said “im rooting for the working class to stop being distracted from their labor being stolen” i responded “wow u always get so political when u drink” im so proud of him
he’s such a genuine sweet 10 month old
“this didn’t happen” if ur 2 month old child lacks political awareness and struggles with communicating his ideas just say dat!
13. These tweets about something I really hope doesn't happen (or maybe I DO hope it happens):
netflix gotta add a comment section too i wanna know if this movie is worth watching or not
imagine gettin ratiod in a netflix comment section
14. These tweets about New Yawkers:
nobody: people from ny: i live in new yawk. i have three roommates. two of dem are rats. we eat pizza fawh dinnuh every night. de rent? 4000 dollars a SECOND
i cant believe this godawful tweet of mine is two years old today....... happy birthday ugly
15. These tweets about a reptile that might make you feel some things:
I can’t stop looking at this
I can’t with these replies y’all are fuckin gross show her some respect
16. These tweets about a "Robin Hood at Hobby Lobby" sorta sitch:
i worked at hobby lobby in high school and they didn’t use barcodes for anything so sometimes i’d ring up $30 whatevers as $3 if an old lady told me i had nice skin
‘thou shall not steal’ unless you tell me i’m pretty
btw this was 20 years ago and my skin is still great :)
17. And these tweets that gave a name to something that 100% needed to be named:
i don’t irish exit, i american withdraw (make a big show about leaving and then linger indefinitely)
if this has been done please be a patriot and lmk as aggressively as possible
After reading these multi-part tweets:
