Life Before Kids Vs. Life After

Nobody told you it would be like this.

1. Facebook profile photo, before kids:

3. Concerts, before kids:

5. Backseat of a car, before kids:

7. Meeting up with friends, before kids:

8. After kids:

9. Charity, before kids:

11. Getting into clubs, before kids:

13. Playing guitar, before kids:

14. After kids:

15. Your purse, before kids:

17. Grocery shopping, before kids:

18. After kids:

19. Who calls you daddy, before kids:

21. Your partner in crime, before kids:

22. After kids:

23. Road trips, before kids:

25. Sex, before kids:

27. Your asshole cat, before kids:

28. After kids:

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