Nifty·Posted on Jan 27, 201423 Kids You Meet As A Parent"Mom, can Tommy come over?" Oh god. Tommy.by Mike SpohrBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The Garbage Disposal Warner Bros. / Via slantmagazine.com They eat you out of house and home, then complain to their parents that you never fed them. 2. The Overachiever MTV Films / Via hollywood.com They're so high-strung and future-focused that you wish they'd skip a class or two and hang out with the burnouts in the parking lot. 3. The Insomniac Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF 20th Century Fox / Via perezhilton.com They keep you awake all night when sleeping over by running around every inch of your home. 4. The Kiss Ass MCA Television / Via sitcomsonline.com They think they've got you wrapped around their little finger but you can see right through them. 5. The Nerd Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. Television / Via tvovermind.com You want to wrap them up in a blanket and keep them safe from the world. 6. The Queen Bee SNL / Paramount / Via fansshare.com They're so popular and intimidating that even you are a little scared of them. 7. The Ungrateful Via quickmeme.com It doesn't matter how many dinners, rides, or movie tickets you give these kids. They never say "thank you." 8. The Born Leader Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via deeho.net They say they want to be president one day and are so together that they just might be. 9. The Horn Dog Universal Pictures / Via picturepub.net They're the reason parental controls were invented. 10. The Schemer Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Paramount Pictures / Via mommyish.com You practically have to hire a private investigator to stay on top of all the trouble they're plotting with your kid. 11. The Picky Eater Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo / Via hotnewsgator.com They come to your house for dinner and refuse to eat anything but bread and butter. 12. The Critic Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal / Via washingtonpost.com They watch you like a hawk and are quick to mention when they think their parents do something better than you. 13. The World Weary Paramount / Via addamsfamily.wikia.com They act like the world is an unbearable place even before they've ever had a job, paid taxes, or gone to the DMV. 14. The Politician Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF kidpresident.com / Via imgur.com They've memorized all of their parents' talking points and love to debate national affairs on the way to the playground. 15. The Performer Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via gif-central.blogspot.com They can't let more than a couple minutes pass without yelling "Watch me!" 16. The Ghost Buena Vista Pictures / Via mnightfans.com They're so quiet they could be at your house a whole day before you even realize they're there. 17. The Bully Warner Bros. / Via bramjnet.com They remind you way too much of the jerks who pushed you around when you were a kid. 18. The Old Soul ABC / Via zenofmanny.com They prefer coffee to soda, Mozart to pop music, and often surprise you by making comments that are disarmingly insightful. 19. The Orthodork Capitol Records / Via beachbraces.blogspot.com They're guaranteed to lose their retainer at the restaurant when you invite them out. 20. The Hyperkinetic Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Via crushable.com They can't be given sugar any more than a gremlin can be fed after midnight. 21. The Fashion Plate Paramount Pictures / Via thegloss.com They have more fashion sense at 12 than you've ever had, and look at you with pity when you pick up your kid in sweats and a T-shirt. 22. The Gamer Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Universal Pictures / Via youtube.com When they're not playing games on their console they're playing them on their parents' tablet or phone. You seriously hope they never start gambling. 23. The Lothario Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com They started asking their classmates out on dates in the fifth grade and never fail to compliment you when you get a new haircut. And then there's your kid... Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF cdn1.akamai.coub.com Who (in your eyes at least) is the coolest of the bunch.