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These Funny Tweets Will Be Your Mental Health Break From 2018

2018 was going to be better, they said. You'll enjoy it, they said.

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Because this seems pretty true:

Sad to report that 2018 is just three 2017s stacked in a trench coat.

May we present a smile break from the insanity:

1.

someone keeps doing this to my neighbor’s water tank and he keeps painting over it and I hope it never ends

2.

Your password must have eight characters “TheBradyBunch” Your password must have a special character “TheBradyBunchAndAlice”

3.

He thinks this painting is a window

4.

Derek: You wanna go out again some time? Stephanie: Sure, name the date! Derek: Ok, how about 'Derek & Stephanie 2'

5.

Sometimes Netflix emails me while I'm watching Netflix and it's like when your friend texts you a secret while you'… https://t.co/ScnFKQbyc5

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so disappointed after seeing this photo & realizing that's a third llama in the back & not the arm of the right lla… https://t.co/PxPsAZJ5My

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MY WIFE:We named you after our favorite songs. You were mine LAYLA: I love that ME: And you mine THEME FROM DUCKTALES: No, yeah, I figured

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"hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?" "i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m" -- how the worm got its name

9.

No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing

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[during lull in conversation] maybe people who say the earth is flat are thinking of maps

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Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map, when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way.

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[assigning roles] god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth sun: sounds good god: and the moon shall make tiny… https://t.co/znrIfChUwG

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UMMM I WALKED IN ON MH CAT TRYING TO WEIGH HIMSELF????

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Little Known Fact: The Hamburglar had a sidekick named Hamburglar Helper.

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*working from home, on a conference call *pause in conversation 8yo in bathroom: I'M POOPING!! Me: Moving on to the next agenda item...

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[having stressful day] *glances at my wrist tattoo that says "sometimes it do be like that tho" * ME: Ya sometimes it do [sighs with relief]

18.

My toddler randomly handed me lotion and pointed to my feet. I’ve never felt so loved and simultaneously disrespected in my life.

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