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22 Incredibly Creepy Things Every Parent Does

You'll be creepy if you want to.

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3. Telling your kids an old fat man will break into your home and leave gifts.

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"But only if you're good, kids. And be careful...because he's watching. Santa is ALWAYS watching." (Cue Psycho theme.)

17. Eating the leftover food off of your kid's plate even after they've touched and licked every inch of it.

19. Driving by your kid's school and staring at the kids on the playground.

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You: "I was just looking to see if I could see my kid, Officer."

Officer: ....

You: "I have a kid! I promise!"

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