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    31 Food Fails That Of Course Happened To Really Hungry People

    They cooked. They ordered takeout. They failed.

    1. This person whose cat peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice:

    Turned my back for a minute and she peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice... from Wellthatsucks

    2. This person whose chicken sandwich turned out to be totally raw:

    Ate while driving, so didn't pay attention. Got most of the way through when I realized the chicken was 100% raw. Hope I don't die later. from Wellthatsucks

    3. And this person who spilled a heaping pile of spaghetti all over her bed:

    BREAKING NEWS: Local idiot spills spaghetti on her bed from Wellthatsucks

    4. This person who ordered a pizza and had this show up:

    Hubby ordered from his favourite pizza place after a long day of work and got this from Wellthatsucks

    5. And this person who ordered some sushi (that might've been delivered by the same person):

    Ordered some sushi from Wellthatsucks

    6. This person who got two cheese slices — instead of cheeseburgers — thanks to an online ordering fail:

    $6 for DoorDash McDonald's cheese slices, because the options were inverted. Was supposed to be two cheeseburgers from Wellthatsucks

    7. This person who got a bowl of nothing but meat thanks to another online ordering fail:

    When you order Chipotle on DoorDash, double check it saved your order options before clicking ‘Submit’, otherwise you’ll be sent a bowl of nothing but meat. from Wellthatsucks

    8. And this person whose online order was left for days at the wrong house:

    Walked out my front door today and found this. I didn’t order DoorDash. Looks like someone didn’t get their lunch or maybe their dinner from last night, or maybe from a few days ago. I haven’t been outside in four days. from Wellthatsucks

    9. This person who finished a salad and then — dear God — found a SLUG on the bottom:

    My girlfriend found a slug in her salad after she ate the whole thing from Wellthatsucks

    10. This person who found a worm in their rice:

    Extra protein in my lunch. I'm going hungry. from Wellthatsucks

    11. And this person who — in the middle of eating a nectarine — discovered a thriving ant colony inside:

    Almost finished my nectarine on my lunch break today and the pit broke open while I was taking a bite, revealing an ant colony, eggs and all. from Wellthatsucks

    12. This person whose breakfast was invaded by a bat, man:

    This morning a bat crashed into my face and fell into my breakfast. He seemed fine... from Wellthatsucks

    13. This person who chose poorly:

    One of these is applesauce. One of these is grease from a deep fryer. Guess which one I ate a spoonful of a few minutes ago from Wellthatsucks

    14. This person whose sandwich was a total lie:

    My friend ordered a tuna salad sandwich from speedway. This is what he got. from Wellthatsucks

    15. This person who used taco seasoning — instead of cinnamon — to make pancakes:

    I knew those pancakes smelled weird. from Wellthatsucks

    16. This person whose sprinkle donut went very, very easy on the sprinkles:

    I ordered a "sprinkle donut"... They took it VERY literally. from Wellthatsucks

    17. This griller who absolutely torched these T-bone steaks:

    My cousin walked away from the grill and torched 12 t-bone steaks from Wellthatsucks

    18. This burrito-craving person who finally got one...and it turned out to be totally hollow:

    Thinking about burritos all day. Come home from work and microwave my last one. Completely hollow from Wellthatsucks

    19. And this person whose bread was also hollow:

    Was looking forward to having some nice bread from a local bakery :( from Wellthatsucks

    20. This person who — doh! — put salt into the rice cooker instead of rice:

    My boyfriend put salt instead of rice in the rice cooker, been wondering for an hour why it was taking so long to cook from Wellthatsucks

    21. And this person whose salt shaker broke as they were seasoning their eggs:

    I was cooking eggs and then my salt shaker broke. from Wellthatsucks

    22. And this person whose pot broke while trying to drain their noodles:

    The handle broke off my pot while draining my noodles and now my lunch is ruined. from Wellthatsucks

    23. This person whose pizza fell victim to an oven fail:

    I accidentally pushed broil button instead of bake button. from Wellthatsucks

    24. And this person whose pizza came out with the oven light stuck in it:

    Oven light fell out while I was cooking a pizza. from Wellthatsucks

    25. This person who might've left their cookies in the oven a tad too long:

    Got over confident with my cooking and tried to make cookies from Wellthatsucks

    26. And this kid who forgot to put water in their cup of noodles — or, er, to even take off the wrapper — before microwaving it:

    My kid microwaved a Cup-Noodle. Without water. Plastic wrap still on it. For many minutes. from Wellthatsucks

    27. This person whose caramel was overrun by bugs:

    No caramel for my ice cream I guess from Wellthatsucks

    28. And this person who was halfway through their fries when they realized their ketchup had — gag — maggots in it:

    I was halfway through my French fries when I noticed my ketchup has maggots in it. from Wellthatsucks

    29. This vegetarian who was given this as a meal:

    I'm a wildland firefighter and this is the "vegetarian" sandwich for lunch...while on a fire, while working 16 hour days. Thanks ODF (Oregon Department of Forestry). from Wellthatsucks

    30. This person who made chocolate pies with every ingredient except...eggs:

    See those eggs? They are supposed to be in the pies. I made two hot oily chocolate garbage circles. from Wellthatsucks

    31. And this person who tried air-frying a sweet potato:

    Tried cooking a sweet potato in my new air fryer today... from Wellthatsucks