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    35 People I Absolutely Hate...Wait, I Mean Love...No, Hate Was Right...Well, Maybe Love

    These people have got to be the Phoebes of their friend groups.

    Making friends can be hard, especially when a lot of people make you think, Should I ask them to hang? Or stay as far away from them as humanly possible?

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    Well, I've been perusing the ol' internet and came across a lot of people who fall into that category. Here they are:

    1. First, there's this creative person who — let's be real — probably has some issues. On the other hand, they're clearly hilarious. Hmmm.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 38%

    2. And then there's this person who is either really cool or secretly a vampire, so I'm wary.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 18%

    3. I love baseball too, but do I love it as much as this guy? Does anyone?

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 65%

    4. Gotta be honest, I'm having trouble thinking of a reason the person who made this wouldn't be 100% cool.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 93%

    5. Anyone who puts velvet on their Mercedes is either wacky fun or likely to kill you so they can wear your flesh as a meat suit, so proceed with caution.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 18%

    6. This lady is both clever (she found a way to make sure her bag doesn't get stolen) and funny (she's obviously in on the joke), but, at the same, she put a giant photo of her face on her bag, so...I'm cautious.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 68%

    7. This person feels funny, talented...and a tad creepy.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 24%

    8. Unusual? Hell, yes. But if I met someone golfing and they rolled up in this, I would immediately like them.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 84%

    9. Ignore how weird this is, and one undeniable fact remains: This guy is a freaking legend.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 94%

    10. This person would end up the funniest person I ever met, or someone I'd need to get a restraining order against.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 37%

    11. Is the person who made this quirky? Uh, yes. But imagine how awesome it'd be if you were kicking it with them and they casually got something out of this thing!

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 77%

    12. I want to believe this was made by the brewery owner's super cool grandma...who I'd definitely be friends with.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: with grandma 100%, everyone else 64%

    13. I don't usually like people who are in your face with their religious beliefs, but this person's execution is a 10/10.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 54%

    14. Why do I feel like anyone with this phone case is desperate for attention? And does that make me desperate for attention since I want one too?

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 80%

    15. This tattoo is super funny, but anyone willing to go THIS far for a joke gives me a little pause.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 65%

    16. This is a man who isn't afraid to stand out. I think...think...we could be friends.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 51%

    17. This guy is clearly very unique with an A+ sense of humor, but would he be the type of person who makes loud political diatribes when drunk? Highly possible.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 33%

    18. I can't tell if saying, "I have a friend who turns dead beetles into Jurassic Park characters" sounds like an awesome thing to say, or a very weird one. Hmmm. Actually, I'm definitely leaning toward "awesome."

    u/BirdoTheMan / Via reddit.com

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 91%

    19. I'm not sure what to expect of someone who has this in their home, but they wouldn't be boring!

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 65%

    20. This car owner could be cool, but they definitely feel like they're trying too hard to impress.

    u/FrogFuckerFanatic / Via reddit.com

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 13%

    21. This guy is either A) a fun, wacky guy who loves to fish, or B) someone whose obsession with fishing has gone to a possibly unhealthy level. Proceed with caution!

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 23%

    22. Honestly, if you have this lighter, you're probably someone I'd like to know. I'm pretty sure.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 84%

    23. Anyone with a hamburger bed is either the most goodhearted stoner ever or destined to be the "You're not inviting that guy again?" person in your friend group.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 48%

    24. Now this next person I, sadly, wouldn't be able to be friends with on account of them being deceased, but the coffin suggests they were really awesome.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 94%

    25. And while it's possible (probable?) this deceased Russian mobster was scary IRL, anyone with a gravestone this amazingly over the top had major promise.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 59%

    26. Anyone willing to get a batstache has to be cool...that is unless he talks endlessly about Adam West and the original Batman TV series. POW!

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 74%

    27. On one hand, I love meatloaf. On the other foot, I don't love a feet and food mashup. Still, this is pretty funny for Halloween, so maybe?

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 49%

    28. This actually sounds refreshing, so I might be in...but the maker of this also might be the type to judge you when you're not 100% healthy, so I'm not sure.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 58%

    29. This person is either the wacky dentist you want to be friends with IRL or the dentist of your nightmares.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 9% (not worth risking it)

    30. Anyone who wears these is EXTREME — extremely awesome or extremely something else.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 38%

    31. I love friends who make cookies! But why cat butts? Would they make these all the time?

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 68%

    32. Hmmm. Does the person own this ironically or are they hardcore Nickelback stans? I think knowing that would help me make my decision.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 50%

    33. I admire this person's skill, but I think I'm scared of them?

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 14%

    34. Anyone who dares to wear pigeon heels walks a thin line between "I love her!" and "Run!"

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 31%

    35. And lastly, this person knows how to commit to a joke, I'll give them that! But I worry hanging out in this house would feel like the start of a really scary horror film.

    ESTIMATED CHANCE WE'D BE FRIENDS: 17%

    Now here's all of these people getting a look at me:

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