19 Hilariously "Must Read" Notes People Actually Left For Other People
“A group of your neighbors wish to announce that..."
Notes! They can be great to receive, but they can also be not great to receive...and sometimes really, really NOT great.
Well, here are 19 notes...some cringeworthy, some hilarious, but all of which are a cut above. Enjoy!
1. “A group of your neighbors wish to announce that the ‘one way’ frosty glass in your bathroom is facing the wrong way.”
2. “Hey, if a public bathroom door is locked don’t forget to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety.”
3. "I'm on a Zoom call. Do not walk out naked."
4. "Roses are red, cacti are thorny, I just can't help that you make me so... Wait, this isn't a cactus. Aloe you vera much!"
5. "If a chicken dies throw in woods across street when no one is looking."
6. “Gone to Hawaii (far from you). Don’t even think about calling me. Call that one guy Mark who also sometimes works in IT. x122. P.S. If my office is burning down, wipe my internet history. THX.”
7. "...after a few weeks of being woken up at odd hours of the night and being tired the next day, I feel I must write. It would be really great if you would tighten the screws on your bed. Unfortunately, when your bed is ‘in use’ it is very loud..."
"Dear Neighbor,
Hello! I want to go ahead and apologize for the awkwardness of this note. However, after a few weeks of being woken up at odd hours of the night and being tired the next day, I feel I must write.
It would be really great if you would tighten the screws on your bed. Unfortunately, when your bed is ‘in use’ it is very loud, from the bed creaking to the headboard beating against the wall. I used to have this issue with a roommate in college and so all we did was tighten the bed screws and move the bed a bit further from the wall and the issue was solved. So, if you wouldn’t mind trying that, it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you so much and again this is awkward, but had to ask.
Sincerely,
Your Neighbor"
8. "Haha, no money."
9. "My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you and then I felt like I had every Pokemon ever."
My niece is in 5th grade and got her first love note. This 5th grader has more game than I'll ever have. from funny
"Dear Abby,
Your eyes remind me of the evening sky. My heart felt like broken glass until I saw you and then I felt like I had every Pokemon ever. I love how you play Zelda even when people think it's weird. If you liked me it would be my first ever victory. Love..."
10. "Thank you, Craft Beer Breweries, for making my drinking problem seem more like a neat hobby than alcoholism."
11. “My wife hit your mailbox avoiding a squirrel! I know, right? Our number is…”
12. “This year in kindergarten was the bestest. You made me laugh till I shit my own pants.”
13. “You are a hard worker. You can make the earth a better place and if you work hard you can buy me that game I want.”
14. "You’re a smelly crusty cunt cookie. ♡ Hope you shit yourself.”
15. "This would be filled with candy but nobody in this building has any self control!"
16. “Sorry the quality of this sandwich is subpar compared to the ones you have been making lately, but I pushed our baby out of my vagina. Have some candy. XoXo”
17. "Nice parking, please don't reproduce!"
18. "I'm an adult."
19. “Notice: Hello. I drank your Coca-Cola. ER-MAH-GERD it was good. Thanks. But also, sorry.”
“Notice:
Hello. I drank your Coca-Cola. ER-MAH-GERD it was good. Thanks. But also, sorry. I will replace it two-fold. Approach me without hesitation (as long as I’ve had some coffee) and let me know if it was yours.
You will need to complete a short test to verify rightful ownership. Upon verification, you will be given several options, all of which will result in replenishment of your stock.
False claims will be dealt with accordingly.
Sincerely,
Justin"