"...after a few weeks of being woken up at odd hours of the night and being tired the next day, I feel I must write. It would be really great if you would tighten the screws on your bed. Unfortunately, when your bed is ‘in use’ it is very loud..."
Hello! I want to go ahead and apologize for the awkwardness of this note. However, after a few weeks of being woken up at odd hours of the night and being tired the next day, I feel I must write.
It would be really great if you would tighten the screws on your bed. Unfortunately, when your bed is ‘in use’ it is very loud, from the bed creaking to the headboard beating against the wall. I used to have this issue with a roommate in college and so all we did was tighten the bed screws and move the bed a bit further from the wall and the issue was solved. So, if you wouldn’t mind trying that, it would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you so much and again this is awkward, but had to ask.
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